Ok now that the talking raccoon dream is over I could go back to what I was doing, watching TV while eating a slice of pizza while drinking my favorite beverage. It's been a few minutes Sense that raccoon dream,I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm getting a little worried that was no dream.keep it together Harry! It was only a dream, I told myself. Then I hear some crying outside. I went up to the screen door and looked out the screen, it was the raccoon! "Stop crying ,listen you can come in but there is going to be some rules set",I said.
" Oh thank you sir, I promise to not cause any trouble on your behalf", the masked bandit said." You can call me Harry 😁",I said...
Rule number 1- "no scratching the couch". Not even a little bit, bandino asked. Ok fine jest a little bit.
Rule number 2- " no sugary stuff after 9:00pm
Rule number 3- no TV after 12:00pm
Rule number 4- don't bring any of your talking animals friends.
"Got it, sir, oh I meant Harry", the raccoon corrected himself. I still think that this is a big dream,and this never happened, EVER! "Do you wanna watch TV, it's 9:33", I asked. Sure,one question... what's TV, bandino asked in confusion. I swear to God viewers this raccoon don't know what a TV is! "It's that black ,wide-looking box in the middle of the room", I said in frustration. "Ohhhh..so that's a TV, what do you do with it", the raccoon asked in more confusion. " Well you watch it of course,you take this thingamajiga called a remote control, then you press this on button then The TV come on"(disclaimer, I had to talk to him like a child). Pretty neet, pretty flashing lights, the raccoon said amazed.........
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"You hungry bandino",I asked. "Yeah sure haven't ate anything since yesterday", the raccoon said. " You like Pizza",I asked. Yeah Love it! I think we'll be good friends 😌😊
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There's a talking raccoon in my house!
General Fictionthere I was in my house watching TV then I heard a bang a crash then a hello?...
