HEY! LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE

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I woke to grumble and lean into the syrup scented body in my arms. Then somebody hits me in the head. "DUDE WHAT THE HELL!?" I snap sitting up and glaring at Russia then look at Canada's now open tired eyes.

"Sorry." She shrugs and cuddles into both of us pulling me to lay back down. I lay there for a few moments with my broken arm finally numb. Then I tap Russia's leg with my foot making him scream in pain. 

Canada sighs getting up and walks off. She soon returns and gives Russia a pain killer and drink while looking severely tired. I stuck my tongue out for her and she stuck her's back out. Canada was happy again for me.

But I felt that she was closer to that Russian than me. I got an IDEA. Russia fell back asleep a few minutes later and Canada went off saying she was going to go volunteer at a hospital.  I came up with the plan while she was gone and while Mexico was busy harassing Egypt.

Officially Russia slept the ENTIRE TIME and I was able to check up with Japan to put my plan in motion. "Yeah?" "What's that ship you're famous for again?" "Uhhh...RusAme??" "Thanks." I hang up and slowly chuckle. Russia's going to fuck off after this...








When Canada came home Russia still hadn't woken up and I took my strike. "Canada, c'here." She nodded and came over. "Yeah, Ame?" Time to start. I started by asking her about any relationships. 

She mentioned loving to be around both me and him. Then I told her. "Ohhh he didn't tell you?" This peaks Canada's personal interests. "No! No! I hadn't heard anything! What-sorry." "Don't worry about it, but I'll let you in." 

I then tell Canada the whole fake story, about his and our admittance, first kiss, and finally tell her. "RusAme is a thing." But I also say. "Don't tell Russia I told you this...He wants it to be a secret." 

Canada nods and hugs me adorably. But then I realize she started keeping her distance. Probably not to ruin the 'relationship'. It was not what I wanted... I gave up and laid down flat. "Sit up America, You need to move that arm once in a while."

I gave 'Nada a whimper and sat back up. "No whining lover boy." "'Loverboy' huh..?" I sweatdropped as Russia sat up. "Uhm yeah. Just a joke Russia relax," "Don't worry IceSkate. It's ok." Canada giggled and gave me a wink before walking off...

"WHAT. DID. YOU. DO." OH SHI-

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