"Let's skip the tears and start on the whole, ya know, being dead thing!"
"If I hear your cell phone ringing, I'll kill you myself!"
"I do this bullshit like eight times a week!"
"I do, like, a ton of coke here!"
"That's the thing with life: no one makes it out alive."
"Hi! I'll be your guide! I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side!"
"As for me, I've been scaring for millennia!"
"I'm the bio exorcist giving houses enemas!"
"I'm like a ghost zombie Jesus!"
"Come on, let's make out a bit!"
"You...are...ADORABLE!"
"Sever a head, preferably someone you know."
"But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk!"
"I want freedom but to get freedom I need a living person to say my name."
"Don't text me in the middle of the night like 'you up?' Because I'm gonna say 'new phone? Whooooo disssss?'"
"Hey. Hey. Fuck you guys."
"You're invisible when you're me.."
"Can you...see me?"
"You can see me! I'M GONNA HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND!"
"So...living (girl/boy), what brings you to the roof?"
"You could use a buddy! Don't you want a pal?"
"Your (daddy/mommy) should be leaving and you should stick around...and kill (him/her)!"
"Don't end yourself, defend yourself!"
"All you gotta do is say my name!"
"And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken."
"That was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson."
"I'm a demon straight from hell!"
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I'm so glad you changed your mind. You are never gonna regret this!"
"We are gonna make such a great team!"
"BOO!"
"Trauma and fear, it sings in my ear!"
"I don't live here. I'm dead!"
"We're ruining lives!"
"Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, let's make some more people scream!"
"Why does everybody keep leaving me?!"
"It's showtime!"
"I was ignored but now, I'm adored!"