Be More Feminine[DISCONTINUED]

Everybody screaaaammm, Its almost Halloween -Chapter 3

"Sarah. It's high time you get a costume for the party." I already have. I'm going as a zombie from Apocalypse of the Damned. "No. To gain the attention of the opposite sex, you have to wear a racy costume." The only attention I want is from Christine. She's the only one I care about. Well beside Michael. "Sarah. Christine is a girl. You can't be a lesbian." But I'm a boy and I'm bisexual. "I understand but high school is a system based on bringing everyone down because of anything. You make your sexuality known, people will persecute you. Now I have a list of six candidates that are eligible for you to date." But the reason I got you was for- "Sarah. How many times do I have to go over this? Soon you will be beloved among your peers and teachers. Maybe I can consider letting you have a secret relationship with her." Whatever dude. Fuck off. I rolled out of bed. "Now. Call Brooke and ask if she and Chloe want to go costume shopping with you." I complied and grabbed my phone.

"Sarah!"I grimaced at that name. "It's quite funny, me and Chloe were just about to call you. We were wondering if you want to join us shopping for the Halloween party." Her chipper attitude was such a difference between the self-loathing mantras the SQUIP has."Can we pick you up at about 6?" I glanced at the clock and saw that it was 5:45.

"Yeah! That's good." She hung up and I went to get ready. My Ariana Grande shirt was still unworn so I put it on. Never really a fan of her music but the SQUIP said all the girls love her. I put on my converses and some pink yoga pants. Hey. Who's even on that people for me to date list?

"Jake Dillinger and Rich Goranski are the only two in your grade but" I rolled my eyes. "The three seniors are Peter Hall, John Gonzalez, and Nathan Ramirez. They are the most popular males at the school. I heard a rumor that they are all coming to Jake's Halloween party." Whatever. Chloe should be picking me up anytime soon.

Just then the doorbell rang. I swung it open to reveal Brooke standing there. "Sarah! Thanks for coming with us. Chloe's waiting for us in the car." She grabbed my hand and lead me outside. Chloe was sitting in her car listening to some pop song. Brooke opened the front passenger door, so I went in the back seat. I buckled up and Chloe scoffed.

"Who the hell actually buckles up?" She shook her head. People who don't wanna die a fiery car wreck.

"Sarah. Don't be sarcastic to possible friends." I turned to my left and saw the SQUIP sitting there. "I have analyzed all their social media and on February 24, 2013, Chloe posted on twitter, and I quote; 'I hate sarcastic people more than carbs'. On June 21, 2015, Brooke had a Snapchat story about and I also quote; 'That rude sarcastic bitch at Starbucks'. Anyway, I have found a perfect costume at Target for you. Based on purchases from last Halloween, the girls have been going to Target." Dude chill. They're probably not even going to Target. Turns out I probably shouldn't doubt Keanu. Since he's a supercomputer he knows what he's talking about. When Chloe pulled into the parking lot of Target, he shocked me. "Sarah, from now on don't ever think I'm wrong. Statically you have a higher chance of getting killed by a vending machine then me being wrong." Sorry. Chloe turned off the car and we all got out.

"Hey Chlo, what do you want to go as?" Brooke asked her.

"I literally have no idea. That's why we're shopping."Chloe said as if she was annoyed. We went inside the store and went to the costume aisle. Straight away Chloe found a costume she liked. "O.M.G. Sexy baby." The hell?

"Sarah. Take four steps forward and turn to your right." What? Why? I felt my body moving through the air. "Do as you're told. It is imperative that you listen." I turned to my right and saw a bunny costume. It came with fishnets, shorts that didn't go past the upper thigh, and a shirt that cut below the bust. Wait. I can't wear that. It's so revealing. "That is the point, Sarah." I grabbed the costume and turned to Brooke.

"H-hey. How about t-this one?" I stammered out. She turned around and smiled.

"Sarah, it's perfect! Whoever at that party you're trying to impress will defiantly notice you!" Yeah. She wouldn't care. To her, I'm a girl and she likes Jake anyway. "Anyway, I think I found my costume!" She showed me a dog costume. " I figure, you always see sexy cats, but no one ever goes as a sexy dog."

"It's-"

"Vague complement." The SQUIP whispered in my ear.

"Original." Brooke frowned. "I mean amazing! I can't believe I'm friends with a girl who looks like you." She grinned and turned to Chloe. "Can we go now?"

"Yeah." We went to the checkout and bought the stuff. My costume was forty dollars. "Sarah, do you wanna get some Pinkberry with us?"

"Sarah. This is your chance to get closer to the most popular girls in your school. Go with them." But I need to do homework and it's almost 7. "Sarah, school, and sleep can wait. This could be your only chance." Fine.

"Sure."

Yo yo-yo. Sorry, its been 3 weeks.

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