The door was being knocked on profusely this morning. As I opened the door Isabella said "Oh hey Anders, is Arya here?" I said "Yes, she's in her room."
Isabella hurried upstairs and slammed the door greeting my wife, Arya Hawke. I walked by my wife's room to look at the window when I heard a yelp. I ran to the door as I heard Isabella say "Oh is this your first time doing something like this?" Arya said "Shut up, you're the one who got me all wet!" She said "Well if you weren't so sensitive this wouldn't have happened."
Are they doing what I think they're doing?
"Ah! Isabella don't touch there!" I lean closer to the door. I was interrupted by Varric saying "Um....is Hawke in? I wanted to write a new story?" I said "Quiet. Listen."
Isabella said "Oh my your skin is smooth." Arya said "S-stop."
Varric crouched near I was, quill and paper in hand, writing an erotic fan fiction. He said "This is good stuff."
Fenris, another uninvited guest said "Hey waste of space, is Hawke in? We were going to go look at swords." I said "Shut up and listen man!"
He leaned in as well. Arya said "Stop teasing me..and give it to me!" She said "Oh but you're so much fun to tease."
Merrill finally showed up and asked "Um is there a reason that all of you are near Hawke's door like that?" We harshly "Shhh." She came to the door as well and heard "I-Isabella now it's everywhere. How am I to explain this to Anders?" Isabella said "He doesn't need to know." Merrill said quietly "Oh my."
We heard a booming voice demand "What are you all doing in front of this door?" We looked up and saw Avaline. She heard "S-stop it Isabella, don't rub there!" She replied "Stop avoiding it, you want it I can tell."
Avaline said "How are you ok with this Anders!?" Still listening I replied unintelligibly "Uh huh."
She said "Move aside, I'm going to put an end to this once and for all!!" She yanked open the door and yelled "Enough with your perversions!!"
Much to her shock and everyone's dismay we found the two both clothed with metal polish and daggers. Isabella said "What we were just polishing our equipment?" Arya said "Why did you have to make a mess?" She said "Hey I said I was going to help clean up. And why is everyone in front of this room?"
Without giving an answer everyone left quietly to go to the Hanged Man...
