||ᗷlue Տmoothie|| [2p!Alastor x Reader]

\\Beep//

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**We're finally gonna be our 2020 self and be a fucking MOOD! So get ready bitches. Shits about to go down! YE YEET!!!!**

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You hummed to yourself as you and Vaggie walked down the halls of the Hotel. Vaggie then turned to you and handed you a soda can.

"Hey, want some?" She asked. You grabbed it but it felt light. You then had a fucking genius idea-

"THIS BITCH EMPTY-" You screamed, raising your arm up with the soda can in your hand.
"YEET!"

You chucked the soda can across the hall, and without realizing it. It fucking it Niffty in the head and knocked her to the ground.

Whelp, that was a mood.

*Beep*
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You were standing in the middle of the kitchen, zoning out until a certain two came along.

Beverly and Husk both stormed in and screamed, "MOM, WE'RE THIRSTY!"

You snapped your neck towards them, "Well I should hope so-"
You then fixed your posture and turned your body towards the two, "You kids have been playing outside for the past nine hours!"

Beverly and Husk lowered their heads in shame, "Yeeaahhh..." They both slurred.

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"How would you kids like a delicious, chocolatey glass of CIRCLETINE?!" You asked, holding up two glass cups.

"CIRCLETINE!!!" They screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Right at that moment, Charlie walked in. She saw the three of you smashing glass cups on the ground and screaming. Without any noise, she slowly backed away....

"CIRCLETINE!!!!"

*Beep*

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Alastor Pat's your head, which causes you to blush. "Oh deer daddy~" You moan softly.

Alastor looked at you, "Pardon?"

"NOTHINGGGGG!"

*Beep*

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"Alastor, scream into the void." You say, he then nods clears his throat and let's out the most deer like scream ever.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

....

"Well fuck me sideways and call me Apple Daddy Lucifer, that was hot." You say.

*BEEP*

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