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i was cuddling my friend's 3 year old son and he said, very seriously " i promise that i will never chew on your bones. i promise"

comments:

1.  " but why you cuddling someone's son ya pedo"

2. "SEE I TOLD YA. THE TOODLERS ARE DEMONS" 

3. "plot twist. the friends kid is a adopted dog that can talk"

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