Harrison: You're ugly
Preston: Why must you attack me with words?
Harrison: Do you want me to use rocks?
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David: You didn't have a happy childhood?
Nurf: My favorite toy was a knife. You finish the puzzle
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Max: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird
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Daniel: Well if it isn't David
David: But it is me
Daniel: No, it's an expression-
David: Your evil tricks won't work on me
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Preston: That's okay. I take criticism really well.
Harrison: ....No you don't
Preston: What's that supposed to mean?
Nerris: Just...You don't take criticism very well
Preston: WHY DON'T YOU KICK ME IN THE FACE
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Max to David: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'll go first. I hate you
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Cameron: These days, everyone is too worried about hurting someone's feelings. When I was young, there were no feelings!
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Daniel: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual
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Nurf: I don't get mad, I get stabby
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Gwen: All rright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers.... It doesn't make much of a difference.
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Preston: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them!?
Nerris: Well the hell do you do?
Preston: I die? What the fuck kinda question-
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Erin: You're not done with him, are you?
Tabii: Our babies are going to be smart and beautiful
Sasha: Not to mention, imaginary
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David: Anyone want to get into an argument with me?
Gwen: Okay, Max is kinda annoying-
David: I was kidding but you know what the fuck you for real.
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Max: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis
David: You're 10
Max: I might die at 20
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Gwen: What. Did. You. Do
Nikki: Alright, but you can't get mad at me
Gwen: What. Did. You. Do!
Nikki: Okay, so I was minding my own business-
Gwen, Slamming her fists on the table: BULLSHIT
Nikki: I WAS!
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Jen: I put the hot in psychotic
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Max: I'm the one who got us in this mess, so I will be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess.
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Max: VIBE CHECK!
Max, proceeds to stab Preston
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Sasha: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free.....starting now.
Max: I think you're cocky, arrogant, bossy, and pushy. You also have a god complex and don't think about anyone but your damn self.
Sasha: But I-
Max: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I'm not done.
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Max: *eating food* OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!
Space kid:
Space kid: Are you talking to me or the food?
Max: Depends, do you want me to lie to you?
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Max: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic
Nikki: What does Claustrophobic mean?
Tabii: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Neil and Max: Wha-
Nikki: HO HO HO!
Space kid: Stop it! You're scaring him!
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Dolf:* Stand on chair* The floor is lava!
Space kid: Wait the floor is lava!? *starts panicking*
Max: *Lays on the floor* Ahhhhhhhh the sweet release of death
David: Guys I'm back from the tow- What's going on?
Gwen: YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!?
Dolf: Why are you all like this?
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Daniel: I'm DaViD aNd I wAnT tO gIvE yOu A hUg!
David: Ohhhhhhh come here pal!
Daniel: I will kill you all
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David: Anyone else d-
Gwen: Depressed?
Jasper: Dead?
Max: Drained?
Nurf: Disliked?
David: -Done. With chores. It's time to see real counselors.
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Cameron: I've been told I have a way of lighting up the room with my arrival.
Max: It's called arson and those were witnesses
