David: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do
Max: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain kiss him
Nikki: Tackle him
Preston: Dump him
Neil: Kick him in the shin
Daniel: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
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Nikki: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Neil: You're a hazard to society
Max: And a coward, do 40
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David: You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you don't get enough sleep
Max: Jokes on you da-david, I'm going to hate myself no matter what...
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David: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Daniel swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate (look away LOOK AWAY)
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Daniel: I'd date you
David: What?
Daniel: I said I hate you
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David: Don't say a word
Max: ...Fergalicious
David: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY A WORD!
Max: Oh I see, so 2 weeks ago when playing scramble it's not a word and now it IS a word
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Daniel: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? I don't want to hear more shrieks once I stab you
Max: Rude
Harrison: Not again
Space kid: Are you going to want this back? It's a breach for me if I take it out
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Dolf learning english: Vhat are friends vith benefits?
Erid: .......A very special kinda friends??
Dolf: Like us?
Erid Chokes:
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Max: It's so hot
Preston: Yeah sorry it's because of me
Max: Yeah because your a demon
Max: No it's climate change you dumb bitc-
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Max: Hi welcome to Applebee's, would you like apples or bees?
Nerris(because why not): B-bees?
Max: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Nerris: W-wai-
Nikki : walks in with a jar of bees
Nerris: WAIT
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Gwen banging on door: MAX OPEN UP
Max: Well it all started on July 24, 1987...
Gwen: That's not wh-
David: Let him finish
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Nurf(I haven't included him yet): Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang a mistletoe and you'll have to fight whoever is under there
Neil: We aren't doing that
Erid: Mistlefoe
Neil: No-
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Preston: If you say anything in french it automatically becomes sexy, fancy, and poetic
Preston: Preston (pronouced PRIS-TON)
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Nurf: YOU PROBABLY PLAY WITH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
Max: YOU PROBABLY PLAY WITH YOUR STOMACH FAT BITCH
Nikki: Oh my god...
Nurf crying: Why would you say that
