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ch#11 Mr.crowley part 4

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Crowley softens his expression a slight bit and nodes his head."good, good. Well welcome to my home. I'll show you my plants once you get some proper food. And we have to do something about them clothes because damn, way to 'angel like' for my taste. How about tomorrow we go shopping?" Crowley says slowly getting more and more distracted. I would love to do that! I think to myself. "Yes please". I say quietly, looking up at crowley smiling. He looks at me and smirks. "Well then let's get you something to eat!".
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                           (Y/n)'s pov

Crowley smiled at me and led me into his kitchen. Wow he has really weird statues and stuff in here. I thought to myself as I subconsciously reached for his hand for comfort. I took his hand in mine as he showed me around the kitchen and what stuff was. "alright so, (y/n) I've never cooked in my life....... so what do you want to eat?" Crowley said as he opens his fridge...with nothing in it. " ummmmmmm I wannnnnnt. Pasta!" I say while throwing my hands in the air. Crowley smirks a bit at this and turns back to the fridge. He looks deeply in thought.

"Alright kid, what I want you to do is to close your eyes and turn around. And no peaking!". Crowley says with amusement very prominent in his voice. "Umm ok!" I say happily as I turn around and put my small bebe hands over my eyes. I wonder what hes doing. It's a surprise!!!!! I wonder to myself. I suddenly hear the sound of something crunching against each other and the sound of plastic and metal clanging off something. "You can look now" crowley says. I turn around to see a packet off funny shaped pasta, tomatoes, a pot and a kettle that wasnt there when we looked around the kitchen. "WOAH, were did you get all this super duper cool stuff! It wasnt in your fridge when we looked!". I say amazed, crowley only replies with a single word "magic". I look up at him, eyes sparkling with wonder. "A-anyway let's get cooking".

Crowley opens a cupboard that is above the fridge and pulls out a little cook book. It makes up for its littleness by its fatness! He opens the book and starts flicking threw it while muttering something about how 'hes finally using aziraphales book' and 'must have had this book for like 50 years now'. As hes flicking threw the book and muttering about angle to his self I pull over a stool from the counter (with much effort because of the stubbyness of my arms and hands!) And over to the fridge were crowley is. He suddenly said a small 'Aha!' To himself and had a page of instructions open. The more I looked at it the more I could see it was a pasta recipe. Wooooah there must be recipes for every food in the world! I sure hope so!

Crowley read afew lines and turned to me. "Alright (y/n). First things first were going to mash the tomatoes with a.... potato masher thingy in this pot". He grabbed my stool and another one and pulled them over to a table. But Because of my stupid shortness he had to lift my onto the stool, while trying to contain his laughter watching me trying to climb the stool. He went to grab a pot and the tomatoes. He gave me a potato masher thingy and my own pot. He then gave one tomato to mash while he and one to mash to. We started to mash our tomatoes in silences. I kept catching crowley side eyeing me. What's he up to...

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Suddenly I felt a cold and squishy sensation on the side of my head and down my neck. Crowley threw mashed tomatoe at me! Why would he do that... that's so mean. I thought sadly to myself. But I turned to crowley and seen him trying his hardest trying not to laught. Oh no the clothes angel got for me are ruined. I looked down at my now filthy clothes. I was angry. I looked up at crowley angrily and got an idea. While crowley turned his face away from me to try and stifle his laughter I grabbed a hand full of mashed tomatoe and threw it into his hair. Now it was my turn to laugh. "HAHAHAHAH, now your hair is really red!" I said while laughing and pointing at his hair.

While I was laughing crowley slowly turned and faced me with a dead pan expression. He slowly took off his glasses as tomatoe ran down his face from his hair. His piercing cat like golden eyes looked straight into my (e/c) ones. "You shouldn't have done that". He said while standing up and stepping closer to my stool. I quickly stopped laughing and hopped of my stool to step back from him. "Do you wanna know why? Its because I know what little human girls hate the most". I looked up at crowley. I I'm I'm sorry.. please dont turn out like mammy. "They hate... tickles". I looked up at him confused. His and suddenly grabbed my stomach and he ticked my stomach. I felt the tickles hit me like a truck. I started to laught like a crazy person."hahahHHahAhah crow-hahhah crowley s-s-hahah shehehhe-TOP". I said while laughing at the same time. I looked up at crowley and he was giggling a bit to! I managed to slip out of his grasp and run under the table to hide. "(Y/n)~oh were ever did you go!~" he said mock worryingly. I put my hands over my mouth and started to giggle. I heard him take a pot of the table and he began to walk around the table calling my name.

His face suddenly popped up from the table. He was smiling a genuine smile and I would enjoy the moment....if he didnt have a pot ful of mushy tomatoes in his hands. I squealed knowing what he was about to do and ran from the table but it was to late. I felt the cold slimy red sauce fall onto of me. Crowley howled with laughter. I was annoyed for about 5 seconds and then I started to join him. I grabbed a hand full of unfinished tomato sauce on my head and threw it at him. He started to laugh and run around the kitchen shouting "nooooo have mercyyyyyy". I had to stop afew times to catch my breath from laughing so hard. Crowley stopped with me and helped my stand.

When our shenanigans ended and me and crowley calmed down a bit. I looked down at my clothes only to see them absolutely ruined. I started to tear up looking down at my once white dress. Crowley seemed to notice and looked at me panicked. "Hey, hey kid what uh what's wrong with you?" He said as gently as he could. "A-angel got *sniff* got my this dwess *sniff* *sniff* and and I ruined it!" I said in the brink of tears. Crowley looked at my teary eyes and sighed, I think he lookes guilty I dont know my eyes are to blurry. Tears start to roll down my eyes as I start to sniff more. "(Y/N)! Its ok it's ok uhggggggg. Hey ! I can fix your dress at the snap of my fingers. I promise, all you have to do is stop crying and your dress will be clean!". I looked up at him and said "really.?". "Really".

I closed my eyes and I heard his fingers snap.....I open my eyes and I looked down to see my white dress wasnt red anymore it was white again! I looked up at crowley really happily and seen that he was clean to. I ran over and hugged him (we more like his legs). "Hey wo- ok kid ok I get it I get it I'm the best" he said proudly. I giggled and asked " how did you do that! How?!?!? Please tell me???!!!!?!?!?". Crowley again only replied again, with one word "magic". I pouted at him and looked away from him, crossing my arms. He laughted and looked down at my grabbing my had. "Know what let's go buy some close, and order some pizza or something." I giggled my bad mood vanished (just like my parents. Sorry I just had to) "sounds like a plan to me"!

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I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Hoped you like the new chapter. Sorry for dragging out the crowley part so much. Promise it will end soon! And then the good parts will come😈😈😈