Tegan : guys im going out with Yashvi
Cindy : ok
James ; please do not get to drunk
Tegan : no promisesI walk out and head into town and i go into a bar
Tegan : found u
Yashvi : i was worried u weren't gonna find me
Tegan : well i did
Yashvi : i got us wine we are being classy bitchs
Tegan : oh there nothing classy about me
Yashvi : same
Tegan : im a slob
Yashvi : i am aswell
Tegan : u sure we aren't sisters
Yashvi : possibility my dad sleeps around
Tegan ; so dose my mom but then i know who my dad is yet don't have anything to do with him
Yashvi : how come
Tegan : not a nice man he forced his son my half brother hes gay he came out when he was 15 . Our dad didn't take it good forced him to sleep with my mom she feel pregnate with Romeo yet never told james . About a year and a bit later my mom slept with James's dad and fell pregante with me .
Yashvi : thats so messed up
Tegan ; he is and he also beat james up
Yahsvi : fuck him
Tegan : yh i don't need him
Yahsvi ; hell yh u don't
Tegan : so ned i wanna meet him
Yahsvi ; do u
Tegan : yh
Yashvi : ok I'll arrange something
Tegan : good
Yashvi : and when i come to the America and i can assure u i will be i need to meet this ex hopefully by the time i come out there hell be your boyfriend again . And i want a tour
Tegan ; ok and what tour new york or minnastoa
Yashvi : both
Tegan : ok
Yahsvi : omg guess what happend this morning
Tegan : what
Yashvi : i picked Hugo up and throw up on me and that was litrally like an hour ago
Tegan : ha nice
Yashvi : who doesn't love baby vom
Tegan : i know right
Yahsvi : lovely
Tegan : right im getting a cocktail what do u want
Yahsvi ; strawberry daiquiri
Tegan : yes with u thereI get up and order our drinks
Tegan : ma dear
Yashvi : much love
Tegan : i should of warned u i am very much a light weight
Yahsvi : me to i can never handle my drinks it goes stright throw me
Tegan : maybe no more after this
Yahsvi : maybe but u live once may aswell make the most of being young
Tegan : fair point lets carry on
Yahsvi ; yes
Tegan ; wanna dance
Yashvi : yes cause none of my friends like dancing cause there scared there make a fool of themselfs
Tegan : oh i don't care i gave up a long time ago
Yashvi : yes lets goShe gets grabbing my arms and we start dancing and i was having a good time .
Yashvi : ew that guy just touched my butt
Tegan : i will go physco on his assShe starts laughing
Yashvi : leave it
Tegan : u sure cause like i will go physco on him
Yahsvi ; its fine
Tegan : okShe garbs my hand and we start swaying side to side
Tegan : i really want a tottoo
Yashvi : my dad would kill me
Tegan : james would kill me aswell
Yahsvi : but then we are both 18 so we are adults and we can make our own choices
Tegan : that it is very true
Yahsvi : we should talk more about tattoos anuther time
Tegan : yh
Yashvi : i know a tattoo artist
Tegan : ok
Yahsvi : were see
Tegan : defiantly
Yahsvi : drinkiesWe go to the table getting our drinks
Tegan ; u sounded like a baby when u said drinkies
Yahsvi : i have the body of a grown women but i am a child
Tegan ; jonah calls me a child because i make weird noises
Yahsvi : kinkeyWe both start laughing
Tegan : not like that just od noses but then so dose he
Yashvi : aww cuteI nod my head
Tegan : its weird
Yashvi : everyone weird
Tegan ; they are
Yashvi : right im gonna get u a surprise drink
Tegan : just nothing coconut its disgusting
Yashvi : okShe goes and then comes back with a tray of drinks
Yashvi ; pina colada and shouts
Tegan : shout time
Yashvi : yesWe take the shouts
Tegan : ugh that strong
Yashvi : yep that is something
Tegan : indeeded it is
Yashvi : jeuse
Tegan : ok no more of them
Yashvi : yh
Tegan : im no good with shouts
Yashvi : I'm not either plus i get fucked quicker
Tegan : they make me sick
Yashvi : oh god
Tegan ; i feel fine at the minute maybe a bit drunk but not sick
Yashvi : i feel fineShe almost falls off the chair and i burst out laughing
Tegan ; u sure your fine
Yashvi : yh man
Tegan ; ok
Yashvi ; i think u might no i mean go i don't even know
Tegan : lets go
Yashvi : yhI down my drink and we walk out the bar
Yashvi ; food
Tegan ; i feel like a fat ass buger
Yashvi : yessss and fries
Tegan : yep
Yashvi : bugerShe starts running and i run after her and we go to smash getting our food and we eat .
Yashvi : my dads gonna kill me he said mo getting drunk missy or i will ground u for life
Tegan : sounds like james
Yashvi : james is a sweet heart
Tegan : u haven't seen the real him yet
Yashvi : i will see within time
Tegan : yh
Yashvi : right bed
Tegan : bed is my husband
Yashvi : bed is bæ
Tegan ; very much soWe get up walking out and we go our separate ways and i go back to my hotel and i call Jonah
Tegan ; jonah
Jonah ; hey
Tegan : ello
Jonah : why u yelling your so loud
Tegan ; dunno
Jonah : are u ok
Tegan ; yh i miss u
Jonah : miss u too
Tegan : so what u doing
Jonah ; nothing im chilling
Tegan ; nice
Jonah : what are u doing
Tegan ; nothing im just in my hotel room hell bored but I've had good night drinking
Jonah : so your drunk makes sence
Tegan ; i am not drunk
Jonah : mhm ok
Tegan : ok maybe a bit i don't know anymore
Jonah : how much have u had
Tegan : um...yet again don't know
Jonah : ok well how about u get in bed and sleep
Tegan : but thats boring
Jonah ; i know it is but by the sounds of it u need sleep
Tegan ; ugh
Jonah : come on go to bed get rest im sure u have plans tomrrow
Tegan ; yh see my brother
Jonah : brother
Tegan : i have a brother he is just over a week old
Jonah ; u have a brother
Tegan ; i didn't tell u
Jonah : how what
Tegan ; well my mom got preganate she didn't tell anyone and had a baby but left and now i have brother called Hugo . Thats why im in Australia im see my brother and my moms old frined which is hugos dad .
Jonah : wow ok are u ok
Tegan : yh he's the cutiest little thing in the world
Jonah : u need to send me pictures
Tegan : i will hes so cute and his little chubby cheeks
Jonah : bet cute
Tegan : yh
Jonah : right u should get sleep
Tegan : ugh
Jonah : come on
Tegan : ok night
Jonah : nightI hang up and i get up going to the bathroom brushing my hair and teeth and i walk out going getting in my pjs and i get in bed
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