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Razoul: Stop! Thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat.

Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa!

[screaming]

Guard 1: There he is!

Guard 2: You won't get away so easy!

Aladdin: You think that was easy?

[giggling]

Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, follow me. We'll find him.

Aladdin: Morning, ladies.

Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

Razoul: Gotcha.

Aladdin: I'm in trouble.

Razoul: And this time...

[monkey squeaking]

Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

Abu: Abu.

Aladdin: Come on. Let's get outta here. ♪ Gotta keep, one jump ahead of the breadline. One swing, ahead of the sword, I steal only what I can't afford. ♪ That's everything. ♪ One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke. ♪

Guard 3: Riffraf.

Both: Street rat.

Guard 4: Scoundrel.

Man: Take that.

Aladdin: ♪ Just a little snack, guys. ♪

Guards: ♪ Rip him open, take it back, guys. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ I can take a hint, gotta face the facts, you're my only friend, Abu. ♪

Women: Who? ♪ Oh! It's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom. He's become a one-man rise in crime. ♪

Woman: ♪ I'd blame parents, except he hasn't gone 'em. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time. ♪

*chasing each others*

 ♪ One jump ahead of the slowpokes. One skip ahead of my doom. Next time, gonna use a nom de plume. ♪

Razoul: There he is.

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hitman. One hit ahead of the flock. I think I'll take a stroll around the block. ♪

Man: Stop, thief. Vandal.

Aladdin: Abu!

Woman: Scandal.

Aladdin: ♪ Let's not be too hasty. ♪

Woman: ♪ Still I think he's rather tasty! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise, we'd get along. ♪

Guards: Wrong.

Main Guard: Get him! He's got a sword!

Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.

[groaning]

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hoofbeats. ♪

Guards: Vandal!

Aladdin: ♪ One hop ahead of the hump. ♪

Guards: Street rat!

Aladdin: ♪ One trick ahead of disaster. ♪

Guards: Scoundrel!

Aladdin: ♪ They're quick, but I'm much faster

Here goes
Better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump! ♪

Guards: Yuck! Oy!


Aladdin Script (by JFour Menda) 2020Where stories live. Discover now