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Drarry: Plan worked

"HARRY POTTER IS DEAD!!!" Voldemort screamed, proudly. The death eaters smirking at the rest.

"NOOOOOOO!!" Ginny cried out, falling on her knees with her hands covering her face. Her love, her boyfriend, lying in Hagrid's hands with his eyes closed, it is enough evidence that he is dead.

Hermione quietly sobbing in Ron's shoulders, whose eyes are getting teary at the fact that his bestest friend is dead.

Voldemort started laughing in a sardonic laugh (means evil laugh).

Then Narcissa called her son, Draco Malfoy to come join them. Draco hesitated a bit, before slowly taking steps closer to the Death eaters. Some of the students scoffed, some are too despaired to even care.

But to everyone's surprise, Draco stopped right in the middle. He look down, balling his hands into fists, arms trembling.

"NO!!!!" His sudden loud voice, startled everyone. "NO! I AM NOT WITH YOU MONSTERS!!! YOU TOOK MY LOVE, MY CRUSH, MY FUTURE HUSBAND, MY ENEMY WITH BENEFITS SINCE THIRD GRADE, MY EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" Draco cried out, holding out his want threatening whoever dares to step up.

"Excuse me, but did you say YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND!?!!??!?!?" Now everyone turn to Ginny. Draconian chuckled.

"Uh huh. Bitch, I did. He's a good kisser.."

"Yeah I know that."

"I asked him between you and I, who is a better kisser...."

Everyone focus on him, wanting to know the answer.

"And he said me" Draco winked, proudly. All the Drarry shippers started fangirling. Others just rolled their eyes.

"That's all?" Everyone stopped, and now eyes on her.

"Well I was Harry's first time-" Ginny got cut off by a loud thud from the Death Eaters' side.

"BULLSHIT, DRACO'S MY FIRST AND HE'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST IN BED!" Harry yelled, now besides just having eyes growing tenfold on him there's also gasps. Yes they shooketh bish.

Draco stare at Harry, confused and happy that he's alive "H-HARRY, LOVE!!!!!?!?!?!"

Then Voldemort quickly lift Harry up and hold him in bridal style without any second thoughts. Harry's eyebrows pulled together in confusion. "Pretend dead" Voldy whispered to Harry. Harry was still confused. "Pretend dead!!!" Voldy whispered-yelled. Harry quickly obeyed, making it looks like nothing has just happened.

"Now, Draco. Come here and hold Potter for me, would you?" Voldemort asked, hoping he would come.

All the Death Eaters felt relieved when Draco started stepping forward to Harry, who is in Voldy's hands.

"Hold him!" Voldemort said, handing Harry to Draco.

Draco and pulled his hands out for Harry, his face was saying he's hella confused but deep inside he was squealing.

Harry is now in Draco's hands, and.Draco was just staring at Harry's beautiful face. "Now Draco, would you please be a gentleman and take Harry to the grave?". Harry quickly shot his eyes open, looking at Voldemort wide in the eyes "What!?". Voldemort glare at the boy, shushing him. "Oh yeah" Harry quickly went back to dead-pretending.

Voldemort then make a hand sign, telling Draco to start moving.

Draco started moving then stopped for a minute when Narcissa whispered to him "Take him to your bedroom, son. Have fun as much as you can until we came back home to explain everything."

Draco nodded and continue walking. "Make sure to use protection~" Narcissa was immediately shushed by the blushing blonde.

When everything went quiet and Draco is out of everyone's sight. The Death Eaters started wheezing, confusing the others even more. "It worked, my Lord! The plan!! IT WORKED!!!!" Bellatrix squealed jumping beside Voldemort.

"LET'S CELEBRATE TONIGHT, MY PLEASURE!!" Voldemort proclaimed, giving high-fives to all the Death Eaters.

Soon after, the Death Eaters started walking away, disappearing from the other's sight.

"Merlin's beard, what the hell just happened???!?" Ron spit out, exhale heavily.

The End

Well? What do you think? I thought about this in School and share it with Pastellion3826 and we has a great laugh. This is my first time actually publishing something so yea.....please tell me you like it- Anyways I was thinking of not publishing this and do other oneshot about other than this ship because Pastellion3826 was being rude to me and Reddie the ship in one of her oneshot. But I decided that I'll just do it anyways... "I'm a little lady, you know?"- *cough cough*. Welp, goodbye my fellow lovely readers. Imma go call that disrespectful cHiLd to read this. Byeee~