Me: *accidentally spills ranch on the couch and cleans it up quickly*
Mom: what the hell?! Seriously?! On my couch?!
Me: I cleaned it-
Mom: FID YOU COEAN IT GOOD?!
Me: y-ye-
Dad: SERIOUSLY COME ON, THE COUCH?! REALLY?! I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING KNEW BETTER
I'm just...loving life.. :)
