Me talking about my oc's: they gonna need nutrition *pulls out bleach*
You guys: how many kids you have?
Me: f I f t e e n t h o u s a n d
You guys: I'm assuming your kids really like apple juice?
Me: oh no baby they LOVE Orange juice but they been bad this week
You guys: what grade are your kids in?
Me: 16th grade
You guys: 16– that's not even a grade-so your kids graduated collage?
Me: they grade—no no— I...where are my kids-
