The ASEAN family is having their usual morning although little did they know in a few minutes things are going to change...
Singa:*doing his paperwork*
Papa ASEAN: *also doing paperwork* *plus sipping his morning starbucks coffee*
Indo: *eating indomie with rice* (because Mal said he needed some organic food)
Mal and myanmar: *watching memes about NetherNesia*
Vietnam and Cam: *playing roblox*
Laos: *nowhere to be seen*
Thai: *trying his best to take Vietnam to a amorning breakfast AKA date morning*
Viet: *holding tightly to the sofa screaming NO*
And finally Brunei...
Brunei was known as the angel or he's a person who includes religion in everything he does and he is pretty much obsessed with god saying that "YOU ALL ARE SINNERS!" never really realizing that himself is a sinner...
Brunei was in his wide room (he has the biggest room in all the ASEAN house...) praying to his lord like this...
Brunei: "oh almighty lord i plead to you please forgive my brothers and sisters for their sins and YADAYADAYADA.." (this was cringe to write...)
when Brunei was done praying he took his bible and went outside his room, at the same time Viet shouted...
"F*CK YOU THAI ARE YOU F*CKING INSANE,I WANT TO HAVE A PEACEFUL BREAKFAST B*TCH!!"
Brunei:*TRIGGERED* HOW DARE YOU SAY THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL?!!!
said Brunei as he slammed the door to the living room open
Singa: WATCH OUT! MY DOOR! *running crazily to the poor door that was slammed to the wall*
Brunei: YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU JUST SAID BROTHER VIET OR ELSE YOUR SINS WILL ADD UP! AND YOU'LL GO-
Indo: SHUT UP BRUNEI YOU KNOW YOURE A SINNER TOO AN*ENG
Thai:*still dragging Viet to go out* COME ON VIET LET'S GO TO OUR MORNING DATEE~~~
Viet: NOOOOOOOO B*TCH GET OFF OF ME B*TCH!!!
Phil was recording with his phone of what's happening..
Mal: THAI WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET VIET GO IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME THEN DONT FORCE HIM IDIOT.
Brunei: YOU ALL HUSH! DON'T GO TO YOUR EVIL SIDE GO TO THE -
Everyone except Brunei: SHUT THE F*CK UPPP!!!
Brunei: O-O hmph! fine then! i'll just go outside where the world is probably better than here!
when Brun-brun stepped outside he was completely wrong because his neighbor was saying curse words, a bird got shot from the sky, two mothers arguing at eachother, Azure screaming CRAP to herself and Brunei was very much triggered...
IN THE END BRUNEI JUST WENT TO HIS ROOM AND CRIED HIS EYES OUT IN HIS BED.
~The end~
Hey everyone! thank you for the votes and comments in the previous stories,
now can ya'll comment what topic should i do next? because i am confused on what els should i write..
aright bye hoomans!!
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