Horns And Wings

Calling the best 'Babysitter'

The next day:

RM's room.

"Okay. This is really an emergency! I don't have a choice!"

"But..  Will he be mad at me? "

"Arghhh!! "

"Fuck that!"

"I'm calling him! "

The latter clicks the caller ID in his contacts. He puts the phone in his right ear; waiting for the connection.

Finally, he hears the line was picking up by the caller.

Namjoon: "Jackson Hi! I-.."

Jackson:   "Fuck you with your 'hi's. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, DUMBASS?!!"

Namjoon: "I-I-I got lost,man."

Jackson: "YOUR NEWS IS LIKE A BULLET THAT WAS SHOT TO MY HEART ,YOU KNOW THAT?! NAMJOON, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!"

Namjoon: "Listen, man! I know that you're pissed at me right now, and you can let it all out, once you arrived here, at my dorm."

Jackson: "Arrived at your dorm? What do you mean?"

Namjoon: "Man. I need your help. Pronto."

Jackson: "I don't understand. What are you saying, bro? "

Namjoon: "Jackie, you know how to handle kids, right? "

Jackson: "Well, yeah. I love kids. I even took care of toddlers before when I participated in one of the variety shows in China. You know, a brand formula called 'Friso'? I think I have told you once."

Namjoon: "Do you still remember how to care for them? The items? The daily routines perhaps? "

Jackson: "Uhhh..  Yeah. I mean ..
I still can remember it well enough. Wait, why are you suddenly asking me this? Is not that you have a kid right now."

Namjoon: "Uh..  Well.. "

Jackson: "Wait. You do? Don't tell me you have a little human in your dorm."

Namjoon: "What if I say that I have?

Jackson: "Namjoon,  you piece of shit! "

Namjoon: "What?! "

Jackson: "Did you made your nasty shit with other woman these weeks? Or months?? How could you! You betray your Y/N all along! Seriously, what the hell were you thinking again?!!"

Namjoon:"Hey, bastard! Think before you speak! Why would I do that?! You think that I'll be still thinking about fun during the past few weeks that felt like Hell to me?! And I will never betray Y/N ,never!! "

Jackson: "Then whose child is it?!"

Namjoon: "I found the baby at the side of the road when I tried to find my way back to the city. He was all alone man,;  being stuffed in some kind of gym bag. He looked like he was there for days. "

Jackson: "Oh god. I'm so sorry man. Really. I thought-.."

Namjoon: "Save it,man. We can talk about it later. But I wanna ask you one question. Can I count on you? "

Jackson:"Bro. As much as I can't convince myself to listen to any of this shits that is going on...  But I know you. You never tell lies when it comes to something so important. That's why I..
..
I trust you.

Namjoon: "Thanks, buddy."

Jackson: "Soo.. I suppose that  your emergency is that you don't have any toddlers or baby items and supplies eh?"

Namjoon: "Yeah. Soobin's diaper only have one left. His babygros are only like three of them. He didn't have any formulas too."

Jackson: "Soobin? Oh, right. The baby. Is it a girl or a boy? "

Namjoon:" He's a baby boy. Luckily."

Jackson: "Woah there. You said he didn't have any formulas. So what did you feed him?! "

Namjoon: " Sung-deuk hyung gave me.          some of his son's formulas."

Jackson: "Okay. That's a relief. How old is Soobin?"

Namjoon: "About a year old."

Jackson: "Okay. I think I know what to buy for Soobin, don't worry. Can you snap Soobin's last diaper pictures to me? I want to know what the diaper's brand name."

Namjoon: "Sure thing. Thank you so much, bud. "

Jackson: "Don't mention it, dude. But..  You do owe me the whole explanation when I get there.

Namjoon: "Roger that."

Jackson: "Before that, is there any paparazzi outside the area? Is it safe for me to come?"

Namjoon: "One of our staff will come and pick you up. Just call them when you're done. I'll give you the numbers."

Jackson:" Alright then. Wait for me, little Soobinie. Your greatest Uncle Jackson will save you!! "

Namjoon : "Please, be fast man. I can't keep cooing Soobin from crying for so long."

Jackson: "You want a kid? Act like one.  Patience is the ultimate key. I'll be there like in 45 minutes."