A/N: Thank you to everyone reading this right now! i looooooove you! 2796 FTW RIGHT? there aren't enough 2796 stories out. Especially not ones that are long but to the people who have written any 2796 stories at all i thank you a million times over! Oh and by the by...what do you all think of my playlists thus far? any requests that you would like me to share with the rest of the world. And is there really no one that wants to make their own oc for my story? I mean it's just like when you go to some food place and it's 'make-your-own-(fill in the blank with whatever you feel like.)' night! Read/Review/Criticize/Vote, whatever. Just please let me know if i should stop where i am right away and throw this story in the trash or something...
Chapter 3: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! IT'S SMACKDOWN NIGHT ROUND 1! AN OMNIVORE FEMALE VS CARNIVORE MALE! IS IT A BATTLE OF THE SEXES?
Sai's Pov
Off to the boxing club room I go! And I'm with Yamamoto!(it rhymes see! go and yamamoto! wait...go? as in gokudera? nah just kidding!) Wow I sure as sugar hope that this doesn't take long...Now let me check, do I have everything I need for Ryohei's training.
I-pod? Check.
I-pod dock? Check.
Laptops? Check.
A couple extra i-pods and i-pod docks? Yup! Got that too.
Okay then! Time to go! Yeah. Wait, no, I guess its not time to go yet... I still have to figure out what to do with Takeshi don't I? I think I'll have him supervise Ryohei's Training.
OKAY. Now it's off we go...
Ryohei's POV
Sai EXTREMELY walked into the boxing club room! I am so EXTREMELEY happy that my training is FINALY starting! Wait. She EXTREMELY has a music thingy! What is it for? She also has Yamamoto with her TO THE EXTREME!
"Okay! So Ryohei, for your training we will be working on controlling your strength even more. Now I'm sure you're wondering why I have music devices with me and that's because for training you will have to go with the strength of the beats and the speed of the tempo. So just follow the music with your attacks and/or blocks." she said.
"I WILL DO IT TO THE EXTREME EVEN IF I DON'T REALLY GET IT I WILL TRY MY BEST!" I EXTREMELY said.
"Well here's a word of advice for you Ryohei. How about you try singing or humming along with the music? it might help you match your movements to the music."
"OKAY!"
"Oh, and i made a playlist of music for you to train to so listen carefully okay?"
"OKAY!"
"Well! We must be off now! Au'revoir mon ami!"
"I EXTREMELY don't know what that means but OKAY! SEE YOU LATER TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!"
[song #1: "Go!" by flow...you know, it was one of the best naruto opening songs?]
(A/N: I'm am extremely sorry for this sad attempt at Ryo's pov)
Sai's POV
As we walked away from the boxing room I heard a distinct scream of the word EXTREME from Ryohei.
"Haha! I guess that means he must be enjoying his training a lot then!" Takeshi said as he slung an arm around my neck.
"Yep! And I think he's taken a liking to the first song especially! It's a song even i have to air-guitar to!" I said while laughing.
"Yeah! I know what you mean! Isn't that song from 'Naruto'?"
"You know it! I am quite educated in the way of the ninja! Actually I'm a fan of the ninja-pirate-samurai people!"
"Hahahaha! I like them too! So where are we off to now?" he asked me, still grinning ear to ear.
"Off to the cherry blossoms where Mukuro awaits."
"Okay! Actually, how did he get out of vendicare early? I thought he was supposed to be in there for another 10 years or so." he said suddenly turning serious. I mentally flinched at the mention of THAT place...
"Um...He actually isn't out per say...more like he has another host body temporarily so that both he and Chrome can get proper training so his training time limit is an hour. And I was actually hoping you would help me with his training." I said.
Yamamoto's POV
I noticed that she had a strange expression after I mentioned Vendicare...I'm guessing she has a history with that place or something...In her expression was a mixture of reminiscence, pain, horror, and other such emotions...even insanity, but it left just as fast as it came. Weird. Oh well! I shouldn't push her for details!
"Oh, Okay! Whatever it is you need me for I am at your service milady! Now how may I help you?" I said in a cheerful tone and with a fake english accent. I might be able to help her stop worrying about whatever bothered her!
"So we're back to this again are we? You know, you have a surprisingly good english accent there milord. 'Mind tellin this lil' lady here how exactly you've managed that?" she said with an Osaka/Country accent.
"Haha, well my dad's sorta into western food and has been since I was a kid and once we met a guy with an english accent and I thought it was cool so I've been trying to copy it ever since then!" I said, and it was true! My dad and I are really into western foods and once during one of our conquests to find some good food we met a guy with an english accent, and from there you know the story.
"Haha! well you seem to have already mastered it! Anyway, milord, I was hoping that you would help Mukuro over here build up his physical stamina and such!" she said. And as she said that I noticed we were already at the cherry blossoms, and lo and behold Mukuro was there with the weird laugh and all. Speaking of which it was funny watching Sai try and laugh like Mukuro.
"kufufufu..." and that was where i couldn't hold it in any more...I burst out laughing.
"Bwahahahaha! Yare Yare! this is too much! bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" at this point I was on the ground with tears in my eyes and an aching stomac from laughing so hard that I can hardly breathe.
"Mind telling me what you find so funny yakyuu-baka?(a/n: i do believe that means baseball idiot)" mukuro said with a somewhat offended/irritated tick to his eyebrow.
gasp"Sai"gasp"she"gasp"funny"gasp...(give it a second annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd BAM)"hahahahahahahaha!"
five minutes later after Yamamoto almost died from laughter and/or Mukuro's temporary hostile aura
"Maa,Maa. I'm sorry about that Mukuro. No hard feelings right? We are training partners after all!" I said in hope of easing the awkward atmosphere.
"Yeah, umm, So, Mukuro, for your training you will be sparring with Takeshi for an hour and you are not allowed to use illusions of any sort nor are either of you allowed to use your deathperation flames. You can only use your weapons. Especially you Mukuro. You better not try to take any short cuts out of this by using your illusions or flames or the powers of your eye. If you do I will know right away and there WILL be consequences. You got that?"
"Yes Ma'am!" Mukuro and I said at the same time. Wow, she has him whipped already? But then again, Hell hath no fury like a woman. Especially one that's been scorned.
