Oh boy do I have a story to tell you guys! So imma just go and tell you what happened...Turns out this Karen didn't get 7 years of jail like I thought, how she got out early idk but I guess the universe said f u to me cuz I say this bitch once again... let's get this started
(Cast)
Op=Me
Karen
Crotch Goblin=CG
Nice Dad=Nd
Nice Girl=NG
So...it was about two days before my birthday when I decided to go...(ur going to hate me) Walmart...(I know...I'm dumb af) so once again I was alone shopping with my mom, I went to go look at the toys while she did the actual shopping (Birthday was Feb.4 btw) I was minding my business when I saw some Naruto stuff. I was just looking at it when someone tapped me on the shoulder (This was the conversation)
NG: Um excuse me? Are u buying that?
Me: No why? Do u want it?
NG: Yes please! I was looking for that the whole time here! (It was a Naruto headband)
Me: Oh! Sur-
Cg: NG! What are u doing!?!? Stop looking for that weeb crap and come with me so I can some new toys!
At this point when I say Cg I was bout to yeet myself out of there but you know god hates me so of course Cg saw me.
Cg: Hey! You're the girl that got my mommy arrested! I hate u!
Me:(Sorry but imma dummy) Honestly I hate me too...
NG: Oh..you were the one that got mom arrested? I'm sorry that she attacked you
Me: Ehhh I guess it's fine
Cg: ugh! Don't talk to her NG! I'm telling mom and dad on you!
Me: Bye bish 👋
Cue Cg storming away, You see...I'm a dumbass who doesn't learn stuff so instead of running away I stayed talking to NG about anime until Karen, Nd and Cg appeared.
Cg: There Mom! That's the girl who got u arrested!
Karen: You again! Don't you know better then to piss me off!
Me: Lol nope... what are u going to do? Hit me again so you can go to jail again? Not a smart move if you ask me..
Karen: Shut up you brat!
Nd: Okay Karen...how about you finish shopping while I handle this?
Karen angrily stomped off with NG and Cg (Yes NG did her headband from me) while Nd just talked to me like a human being and apologize for his wife behavior, he even gave me 50$ when I told him that my b-day was coming up. We had a good chat and I told him he should get some anime stuff for NG because she was nice too, he agreed and went to find his crazy wife while I just felt bad for him. I know it's not the story u were hoping but hey why not tell of my encounter with Karen.
