dad jokes.

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bakusquad hoes
bakubitch, pikapika, crimsoncutie, flatchestedhottie, tapeboy, acidwaifu

You: DAD JOKE COMPETITION

You: why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

crimsoncutie: because the 'p' is silent

You: no, because it's fucking dead eji

pikapika: (Y/n) I don't trust trees

You: ???

pikapika: they seem kinda

pikapika: shaDy

acidwaifu: stfu

You: yesterday, I ate a clock

bakubitch: why the fuck?

You: it was very time consuming

You: especially after I went back for seconds.

bakubitch: fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
you

tapeboy: sometimes I wonder how hell is suppose to handle special ed kids

You: I wonder how they would
handle you, too

tapeboy: wait, thats not how it's
suppose to end-

acidwaifu: she got you there🤭

pikapika: fire comebacks, they are

You: What do you call bees that
make milk???

You: boo-bees

You: heheheheheheheh

pikapika: kekekekekeke

You: I lowkey want to high five mineta

You: in the face

You: with a brick

tapeboy: I'll make sure it's covered in spikes

crimsoncutie: I'll dip it in poison

You: I'd love to go swimming with
him

You: drowning him seems like so much fun

acidwaifu: you best believe I finna put acid
around him

pikapika: his swimsuit is going to be a straight-jacket

bakubitch: HE CAN GO STEP ON A LEGO

You:.........
You: damn man, that's harsh

tapeboy: yeah, that's just plain mean

bakubitch: he deserves that shit tho

flatchestedhottie: true

You: true

You: wait where tf did you come from?

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A/n: this is just straight crack your sniffing here

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