Pico was feeling sick, for the 15th morning in a row.
He had heard that these were symptoms of pregnancy, his second grade teacher told the class last year.
So Pico went down the the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test.
"Oh yay I get to pee on this!" Said Pico as he read the instructions.
He peed on it and waited.........omg it was positive.
"Omg I'm Pregnant!" Pico said to himself.
Mokkun will be so happy he's going to be a father.
Pico ran down the stairs
"Grandpa! Grandpa! Guess what!" He yelled.
"What now Pico" said Grandpa.
"I'm pregnant" said Pico.
"Ha ha ha good one" said Grandpa.
"No Grandpa I'm actually Pregnant!" Said Pico as he showed Grandpa the test.
"WhAT ThE F*** PICO!" yelled Grandpa.
"I'm so Happy I'm going to be having a baby!" Said Pico.
"Pico you are 10 years old, what the F*** have you been doing!" Said Grandpa.
"Well actually when you send me to Mokkun's house all the time cause you don't want to take care of me, we have been making babies" said Pico.
"Hello, 911, um yeah I'd like to report a case of pedophilia" said Grandpa over the phone.
"Ok bye Grandpa!, Going to tell Mokkun he's gonna be a father!" Said Pico as he skipped away to Mokkun's house.
*Knock* *knock*
"Hello Mokkun it's Pico!!!" Said Pico.
"Oh Pico come in, I see you've came back again to have some fun" said Mokkun with a creepy smirk.
"Actually I have some great news to tell you!" Said Pico.
"Uh ok" said Mokkun.
"I'm pregnant!and guess what, your the father!" Said Pico with a big smile.
"Um ha. Ha. Ha funny joke😅" said Mokkun.
"I am serious" said Pico as he gave him the test.
"OMFG!!!PICO THIS IS BAD THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD!" screamed Mokkun.
"I thought you would be happy" cried Pico.
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE HAPPY, I GOT A TEN YEAR OLD BOY PREGNANT!!!" yelled Mokkun.
"I'M GONNA GET ARRESTED!!!" yelled Mokkun.
"and you are a father!" Said Pico with joy.
"No, Pico just overdose on Laxatives and all of our problems are gone, I'll go to the pharmacy right now!" Said Mokkun.
"Mokkun what should we name the baby?" Said Pico.
"Omfg do you have hearing problems!" Said Mokkun.
"I like Alois, like Alois Trancy from Black Butler!" Said Pico.
"Ok,ok, Pico I'm going to get you some candy so just wait here and I'll be right back" said Mokkun as he ran out the door to buy Laxatives before the police find out.
"Ok bye" said Pico as he left Mokkun's house and walked home.
Two months later
Pico's Grandpa has completely given up on Pico because he's sick of taking care of the retarded kid.
So Pico's Grandpa told Mokkun that he has to let Pico move in with him or he will tell the police he's a pedophile, of course Mokkun had no choice, so Pico moved in.
Pico got dressed in purple shorts and a pink half top that exposed all of his BIG stomach.
"Mokkun I'm ready to go to the store!" Yelled Pico.
"How about you stay home and I go to the store alone" said Mokkun.
"I wanna come tho!" Yelled Pico.
"Then put on something that hides you big ass stomach" said Mokkun.
"But Alois is in here and he can't see under a dark shirt!" Said Pico.
"Ok bye!" Said Mokkun as he ran out the door and locked Pico in the house.
Pico took the ice cream out of the freezer and ate all of it while watching that one British TV show about teen moms.
"Oh wow, I'm gonna be a teen Mom, I bet Alois is gonna think I'm the best mom ever" said Pico as he grabbed a jar of pickles and then ate them all.
Four months later
"Aaaaaaaaaa Mokkun I can feel it inside me!" Screamed Pico.
"Hahaha that's what you said when we got into this mess" said Mokkun.
"Oww it hurts!, I don't wanna have the baby anymore!" Yelled Pico.
"To late now, I tried to give you Laxatives but you turned them down" said Mokkun.
Three months later
"AAAAAAAAA! MOKKUN THE BABY IS COMING!!!" Yelled Pico.
"Oof that sucks for you" said Mokkun.
"WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL" yelled Pico.
"Bruh if I take you to the hospital I'll get arrested" said Mokkun.
Mokkun put Pico in the bath tub and the baby started coming out.
"AHHHHHHHH" screamed Pico.
Mokkun pulled the rest of the baby out of picos ass and it cried.
"Waaaaaaah wwahh" cried Alois.
"Ewww it looks yucky" said Pico.
"WAAAAAAAH" cried Alois.
"*Sigh*,When will my life just end" said Mokkun.
"Mokkun why is the baby so ugly!" Cried Pico.
"Because it was just born!" Said Mokkun.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" CRIED ALOIS.
they wrapped the baby in a blanket and put it in the bedroom to sleep.
"Wow that was painful" said Pico.
"Well duh" said Mokkun.
