The Diary of an Android

Chapter 4: F I R S T D A Y O F H O M E

February 8th, 2000

I woke up from the best sleep I've ever had. I spent time in my mind palace, played with the big wolf and the tiny, fluffy, black cat with the HUGE red eyes. They were best friends and taking care of each other. When I went through the mirror (my way from unconscious to conscious) they slowly disappeared from my eye sight. I stretched and looked around.
Damn, I forgot how huge my room is...
It had a huge bed, a massive closet, a beautiful carpet, a pretty desk with the best computer on the market and a 4k monitor. I looked out of the window in awe, then I remembered something: I ate Ice cream and forgot to change the bag and cleanse my body!
I ran downstairs and out of the house, opened my tummy and threw away the food bag into the trash can. Then I silently ran back upstairs and asked myself
Where's the bathroom?
I whispered
"locate nearby bathrooms.."
And a second later 5 bathrooms popped up. The nearby bathroom was directly next to my room!
HA! Lucky me~~
I went to the bathroom and into the shower cabinet. Then I started the cleaning process. Water and a cleaning chemical that isn't poisonous for living beings poured from my throat out of my mouth into the shower sink.
"Ugh, it tastes disgusting!"
Then a sign popped up.
"Want to turn off taste sense? YES | NO"
I curiously turned it off and just felt how the water-chemical mix poured out of my mouth. After the procedure I turned it back on and brushed my teeth. Then I went back to my room just to see what I was wearing. I looked into the mirror and saw that I was wearing my default dress, a white dress with blue LEDs that said my name and what model I am. Then I looked up and saw myself for the first time.
I was... cute!
And pretty!
I had white-pinkish skin, light blush on my nose and cheeks which were slightly chubby, I had a tiny nose, plump, thick and pink lips, a small mouth, big almond shaped eyes, epicanthic folds, extremely long, thick and black eyelashes, cat-like and black eyebrows, a small forehead and chin, a v-shaped jaw, a jawline a long small neck, visible collarbones, black hair, bangs and now the highlight....
I had a left baby-blue eye and a right hot-chocolate-brown eye! The fact that I was flustered by my own face...
I slowly took off my clothes, I was curious about my body.
I had narrow shoulders, a light blush on them and skinny arms. I had a dainty figure. My waist was really tiny, 10 inches, I had small, round yet feminine hips. I turned to the side and saw a cute, round bubble butt. I giggled.
Haha, butt!
I had skinny, long legs. Small hands and feet. I looked like an anime character. I was 1.20 meters tall, and weighed 10 kilograms. Why did they design me so flawless? I even had zero body hair, not even a tiny bit!
No pores...
Then I got curious about my new clothes. I opened the closet and I got overwhelmed with excitement. The style it had was a mix of grunge, all sorts of harajuku and k-fashion, little one, babygirl, artsy and e-girl.
"Oh... my god"
I whispered.
I couldn't choose what I wanted to wear so I just went with the pink bunny onesie with the cute bunny ears and white bunny tail.
I slowly sneaked back downstairs. I wanted to surprise my new parents with the BEST breakfast they'll ever have! I went to the huMONGOUS kitchen and looked at everything they've got. Then I set the table with two plates, knives, forks, glasses and cups each. After that I made pancakes, scrambled eggs and bacon, bread rolls and put meat and cheese and other breakfast foodsies on the table. Then I cooked coffee and hot water for tea and put juices and water in the table.
I hope they'll like it.
After 20 minutes I heard the first noise upstairs.
Someone is standing up!
I quickly sat at the end of the table and looked to the stairs expectantly. The grumpy woman I will call my mom from now on sleepily walked downstairs and yawned. Then she saw me. Then she looked at the table. Her eyes grew bigger and bigger as she looked at me then back to the table.
"You..."
Her face changed into a frown and then to a face like she bit into a lemon.
"Ooooh, I like your tactic you little brat! You want to make me like you because you're doing something and want him to be impressed and fall in love with you even more!"
I didn't understand why she was so furious. I stood up, confused and sad and watched her walking to me with a fast speed. Then she slapped me.
Hard.
It hurt and I squeaked in pain and surprise, stumbled and fell back. She got close to my face and said
"Never... EVER try to impress him you fucking bitch!"
She spat the last word, seriously, I wiped away the drops of saliva as I began to cry.
"I- I just wanted to make you happy! I just wanted you two have a good breakfast, a good start of the morning... I didn't know-"
I got interrupted by another slap of hers, this time on my right cheek. It burned and I started crying even more. My LED flushing a bright red.
"Stop crying, it's fucking annoying! Besides, you don't even have those emotions... yesss... you're faking them so I'll fucking stop, right? Is that it? This fake crying is a protection function of your fucking system... you can't fucking feel because you're a FUCKING ANDROID!"
She looked like she was about to punch me and I started begging for her to stop, started repeating that she was my mommy, that I was only been born...
I closed my eyes, preparing for death....
Nothing came. When I opened my eyes I saw daddy holding mommy's trembling arm. I saw fear and anger in daddy's eyes and he said
"No! Not our daugh- Android... please... she- it will... shut down when you punch her like that.. I don't like it that you punch us at all but, next time, punch me, okay? Didn't you see what she wrote for you? She wrote: 'for my new parents as a present for making me their daughter! Love you mommy, love you daddy!'"
My mom started... crying?
"NO! NO, SHE DOESN'T HAVE EMOTIONS, SHE'S JUST AN ANDROID CAN'T YOU SEE?"
Dad kneeled down, hugged her and said
"Hey, don't cry, I know it's very weird but... she is not. There is a malfunction in her system that makes her feel stuff and... be like a better version of humans, you know? I know you... had your troubles with androids but please... trust me..."
He whispered the last sentence. I started tearing up again.
"I'm sorry mommy..."
I whispered and hugged my mom. She pushed me aside and hissed
"DON'T touch me!"
and went to the table to the seat that I reserved for her. She sat down and mumbled
"Where's the coffee?"
I happily got up and went to the kitchen to serve her the coffee.
"Here!"
I said zealously pouring coffee into her cup.
"Do want milk or sugar? Or do you like it like that?"
She looked at me blankly and said
"One teaspoon sugar... and stop grinning like that, it looks ugly"
Even though my smile was now wiped from my face I was still happy that I seem to satisfy her.
I felt a hand on my shoulder. Dad whispered in my ear
"You know, you already did breakfast for us, she can do that herself!"
I blinked confused and said
"But... wasn't I made to serve humans?"
He smiled and said
"Adult androids, yes. Children androids, no. They are supposed to resemble a child, but you, princess, you are made... to be yourself!"
He booped my nose with his finger and I giggled. Mom screamed.
"Do that when you guys are alone, not when I'm here, got it?"
He sighs and I nodded happily that she was okay with him treating me like a daughter.