Ask Artemis

No-one Here?

So nobody likes me? No-one is reading this? I didn't know that Ask Artemis stories were so unpopular...

No. It's just you that nobody likes. I am very important. Much more important than you. I think that I'll just leave and find another host...

Wait! I think I spot a reader. You! Yes you there, is there another you in this room?

So there is a reader? Sorry, I can't see. My admin is the only one that can see readers here.

I have a name, you know! And...wait. what the crazy taco serial killer! It's actually a potato, not a reader, never mind what I said before.

Seriously? Out of all the admins I get this one? (Get the reference?)

Hey! Anyways, apparently we...

*You.

Have a shortage of readers. So if you're reading this, you're either that potato (which is very likely) or you're just an ordinary wattpadder who was wandering around and came across this (very unlikely, and even then you are probably a potato in denial).

That's it.

Artemis?

Yeah?

How do you make an ending?

I don't know.

Well, I don't know either

So what should we do?

Anything that works and fast, otherwise this would go on for all eternity and it will never get published and I will never get to see of I ever do get a reader some day, maybe in ten thousand years...

Wait! I have an Athena-worthy idea!

Then what is it?

BYYYYYYYYYYYYE!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!

P.S I wrote this two days ago but I forgot to publish it.😶😐😑😬🙄

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