.......her aura so mystical since that day....like a stray kitten who finally has learnt to accept ur presence ..even comes in for cuddles and head butts....
only now he is scared of her....honestly the mean form of her wasnt as bothering as this suddenly changed clumsy ,peppy ,friendly and god knows why so happy form of her is....she never initiated a conversation...just seemed less irritated at the breakfast table...
"rajveer sir...ye kitne chamcche cinnamon powder dalun eggs me "...her hair clipped in some crazy bands ...her dressed up in taht cute sphagetti and shorts...and that body butter of hers so fragrant and yummy...her legs so dainty...god...living with her is a pure torture...she is like one of those creepy things ....wrapped in a gift paper .so irresistible but god knows if it actually is a bomb or a candy inside
"1/2 spoon"he choses to be minimal..
"hmmm....i really love that smell....of the toast u make"she says busy assaulting the eggs....
he pities the eggs and his ears stand erect...she likes.the fragnance of the toast...she hasnt touched it once in.eight months....his heart flutters a bit....
he turned to look at the egg batter which looked terribly ruined and bread crumpled and dead in it .and her still shaking and beating it...
he pitied the toast before it even met its fate...unable to stand her amatuer attacks...he indicated her to move aside and beat two eggs to make and feed her what she desires to hog......
his eyes invoulantarily fixed at her as she eats away the delicacy...
"this is the best thing i.have ever tasted"she says...and a smile tries so hard to spring on his face ..he shoves it away...
she often hops in the living area..basically every five minutes....
excuses .making coffee...chasing majnu...aalekh's hamster...
she had bought in that little mouse home...as aalekh was off to some mission where he couldnt' take along...so he was their companion for one week...
she would come in and hop on the couch where he used to be sitting .....munching nachos in an obnoxious way...feeding nachos with cheese dip to that silly mouse who looked quite happy with her ...
he hates mice..who the fuck names a hamster majnu..
she almost spilled cold coffee on his pants ...actually the hamster did. .she just set it on him.and he stomped inside and banged the door.....
last night adil came in to watch the soccer match...
he was completely overboard...how to deal with the craziness
.what just happened overnight that she flipped...well a lot happened...but he never in his wildest dreams thought that it might make her flip...
" bhai coffee bana jaldi..."adil yells at raj who is sitting adjacent to him on couch...
"ja sale..order mat de .."raj gets irritated ...
she comes out and goes to the kitchen..adil couldn't help get a bit uptight....
"hi adil"she greets him sweetly
he isn't left with a choice but to greet her back...
"coffee."she offers him..
"no thanks..."he says in a jiffy ..
"par...u "she looks at him questioningly....
"woh..actually i dont trust u..."it comes out as a word vomit..
"or anyone else when it comes to coffe....iske haath ki coffee peeni thi ."he adds word after word as if framing in front of a gangster what to say in order to not get shot.....naina pouts sadly...and rajveer dosent like sadness in her pout....
he glares at adil and adil awkwardly says..
"naina...i ll try it"and takes the mug...
she smiles and takes majnu inside...
"mai mall ja rahi hun..should i get something for u guys.."she asks sweetly as if that is how the equation is between them...like she is some regular wife who dosent intend to kill his friend or fuck with his brain....
adil is jaw dropped....
rajveer looks like hung curd tied up in a muslin cloth.
they both nod in a negative ..
she leaves asking them to feed of majnu while she is away.
who the fuck names a hamster majnu btw...his friend has married a woman who is batshit crazy.....
after she is gone...
"dude...what is wrong with her"adil asks..
"no idea.."rajveer replies and focuses on the match..sniffing...
he thinks majnu might feel lonely in that cage and brings him to have a company..and starts feeding him cheese cube.that mouse nibbles away every fucking thing it is fed ..
"sale ban mat...sach sach bata kya hua us raat"adil cant help his curiosity overflow..his eyes fixed on rajveer even as he ignores him
"bata na kya hua.."he asks again.."kahi usne jaadu tona karna to shuru nai kiya..or is she blackmailing you..yaar darr mat..bata ..ek kaam kar say it in sign language use your communication and stratergy expertise....she must have bugged the apartment"he tries figuring out her conspiracies .
"sale bas kar"rajveer gets irrutated...
"bro tere gale.pe ye kaunsi billi ne jhapta mara hai"he looks at his bruised neck..
he tries to cover it up...
"wait a second..is it a .."he shouts ...his voice almost waking the old neighbours up....
rajveers reddened complexion gives it all away...
"you did it..you fucked her...i mean how did this exactly happen"
he shuts his mouth with his hand.sale dheere bol...
adil is as excited as a fish is when just pulled out of a pond...
he gives up and narrates all what happened two nights before...adil is left speechless...
"yaar...mujhe samajh nai aa raha.."he says thoughtfully ..."ke tum dono me se bada chutiya kaun hai"
rajveer looks utterly confused....and overwhelmed..adil pities him and gets serious..
"toh ab"he asks
"pata nahi..its been crazy since that night...she had been weird....i cant stand it....she is scaring the shit out of me.."rajveer mutters terrified...
adil dosent know what to say...
"i can't live with this confusion..pehle pata to tha that she hates me...Ab tk samajh hi nahi aata ki wo mujhse chahti kya hai...mera cupboard saaf karti hai..kapde dhoti hai..coffe banati hai. Mere hath ke bane French toast bhi khati hai....its so crazy...."rajveer narrates his plight and sighs deeply..
"tu sahi kehta tha yaar..this relationship is screwing my brains....sucking my mental peace....maybe i should just put an end to it..."rajveer says bleakly ...
adil sits wondering...
"sala jab deti nai thi...to ye ek baar nahi bola taht he wants a divorce...ab de rahi hai...to bhai se liya nahi jaa raha....dono chutiye hai...ram milai jodi hai inki"..
Written by heeba
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