Midoriya izukus a fucking badass (when he's drunk)

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It was bakugou and midoriya sitting in the car, midoriya was shit faced. Bakugou didn't drink, deciding to be the responsible one for the night. Midoriya begged to stop at the food market to grab something, he was so damn hungry. Bakugou did as he asked because midoriya wouldn't shut the hell up. He slurred "I love you"s when bakugou has stopped. Hewent into the store.

Before so, midoriya almost got hit by the guy parking next to them, midoriya smacked the car and held up his middle fingers. The dude stayed in his car, shocked at the action. Midoriya couldn't give a shit right now, and bakugou was taken aback by his actions. He couldn't even think to yell at the man for almost hitting midoriya.

Midoriya stumbled out with a bag, sliding himself into bakugous car and opening his food. His glorious, glorious food. The man from earlier banged on the window for midoriya to roll it down, and midoriya did. He looked at the man, sandwich half in his mouth and the man yelled at him. Midoriya just didn't care, the sandwich he had was godly so he was fine in this moment.

Bakugou was pretty tired himself, the party lasted 4 hours and their friends wore him down. "Asshole, are you even listening?! You couldve dented the hood!" Midoriya just looked the man in the eyes and ate. The man was so pissed off. It was unexpected when he pulled out a gun on them.

Bakugou leaned back, he didn't want to get shot tonight, he continued to keep his mouth closed. Bakugou didn't want to make a wrong move. Midoriya didn't even try to move and roll up the window. He just ate, the sandwich was fucking good. "I could kill you and your little honey right now!" He screamed, waving the pistol around.

Midoriya just hummed, "he could be serious!" Bakugou whisper yelled when midoriya disregarded the man packing heat.

"Babe, if he wanted to kill us, he would have already done it." Midoriya chewed up the last of the tomatoes on his food and dug in the bag for his drink. The man was shocked at midoriya, he put away his gun and said "asshole" before walking away. He got into his car and spun his tires on the pavement as he drove off. Flipping them off as he went.

Bakugous heart raced, that could've been bad. Really bad. Midoriya could've gotten them killed! He looked at midoriya, midoriya was sitting smiling over his food as he munched away.

Bakugou drove away.

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