My Sexual Adventure with Bill & Ted

New Girl

During my mid semester of high school of 1988 my family decided to move from Victorville to San Dimas, California. What an drag....I mean I don't mind seeing new places but downsizing to a smaller house is total bullshit, whatever as long as I can have my own room where I can play all my rock tapes then I'll be peachy🍑 and less bitchy.

After hours of unpacking I finally have my room the way I had it before, my boombox out on my dresser, my walls covered with my millions of posters, my tapes organzied from punk rock to hard rock to heavy metal along with my new growing collection of new wave. Have you heard of Depeche Mode? Pleasure in a cassette tape💜

As I put up my curtains on my window I suddenly heard a guitar riff, intrigued I drew the blinds up to see the house across the street with a set up in the opened garage. As I looked on I saw an back drop sporting the name Wyld Stallyns, thinking what the hell is that??? Out of the blue I see two guys jump in center doing some serious damage on their guitars 🎸 🎸 ...... I don't think they know how to play well hahaha but I must say I think my move just got way better after seeing these two boy toys💕

To take a closer look I stepped out of my house and went straight across the street, I peaked into the garage to see these two hot Headbangers practicing their introduction.

Bill: I'm Bill S. Preston Esquire!!!
Ted: And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!!!

"Omg what adorable dorks they are😍, as I thought to myself ."

Bill was a curly, brownish blonde haired guy with hazel eyes and facial features that reminded me of a Greek statue, hot, he was wearing a black Motörhead shirt and torn jeans; Ted, an taller guy had long, dark, messy hair, bright eyes and a cute smile that won't quit🤩, he was wearing a baseball tee shirt of Judas Priest with black shorts.

Both: And we're Wyld Stallyns!!!!! *guitar riffs*

Ted: Whoa..... *stops playing* Bill, there's a chick over here!

Bill: Shut up Ted, Missy isn't even here! Oh wait..there is a chick here. Like, heyy hows it goin?

"Hi☺️,I'm good. I'm Lora, I just moved in across the street, I heard y'all playin & I thought I come over and check you both out😉"

Bill: Radical! Pleased to met you I'm Bill and this is Ted.
Ted: Supp!

Bill: Will ummm, If you ever need to borrow a cup of sugar I totally know where to find it for you😁
Ted: Or if you ever want to listen to the new Megadeth album I totally know where they are in Bill's room👍, he keeps them stashed with his Penthouse Mags😁
Bill: Shutuptedd!

"Legit hehe, I'll take you up on those offers someday. I gotta get back now, don't want the parental's to know where I've taken off to, later days🤙"
Both: Cool, later days👍👍

Ted: Bill you got an chick neighbor living right across from you now.
Bill: Yeahhh, totally!
Ted: Nicee and dude I must say she sure is an extra savory babe.....better hope she doesn't met your dad anytime soon......
Bill: SHUT UP TED!