Babysitter | Blankgameplays X Mad Mike

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(WARNING!: Swearing.) (oopsies :3)

(edit:  also its VERY cringey and i wrote this along time ago blank isnt even in it yet XD)

Just a normal day sitting on the sidewalk after a long day of selling my wonderful ice cream. I gotta say hardly anyone had time to buy my ice cream that costed 50 bucks. They just stared and ran off. Sometimes I would threaten or chase them down the street until they bought my ice cream and ate it. I mean who wouldn't want my ice cream!!! it was the best thing you'd ever taste!!! There was also a secret ingredient to it. Drugs. The best thing in the world to me. Together, Ice cream and drugs are a sweet treat to start your day. I love selling it to kids mostly. Sometimes I would have to lie to get people to buy my ice cream cause no one wanted to take drugs in ice cream they just wanted regular ice cream. How disgusting. I mean this is the best drug front in the street! But I lied just for the parents to give there kids my ice cream and when they took a taste, it made me really happy. But I wanted to do something else for a change not just sell ice cream, I mean of course I still want to but not much people come down to my ice cream shop, not much kids. 

I was waiting for my phone to ring. I posted a ad for a babysitting service because I want to see more kids and I just wanted to babysit a while and get the kid to eat my ice cream. I really love kids there just so adorable! I mean when there eating my ice cream and getting high and stuff (lol).

I was still waiting in the sun for my phone to ring. I had a couple of cones and I was kind of high. I almost dozed off and I decided to sell one more cone and then maybe then i'll get a call for the babysitter thing. 

I pulled my cart and searched through the street looking for people or kids. Soon i saw a little girl and her mom. This could be my chance! 

I ran up to them pulling the cart literally almost running over them with it. They both jumped and looked at me with shocked faces. I pulled out a ice cream and waved it in the little girls face, her impression turned shocked to excited. hah she really thinks its normal ice cream!   Her mom didn't look happy though and she pushed her daughter behind her, "excuse me sir! you dont run up to people like that! are you high or something!" she screeched. I didn't care though i just had a big smile on my face so i always knew what to do when people said things like that. Sing my song!

"Hey! how you doin?" I sang . 

"W-what?! how am i?!" the women said with anger

''Do you want some ice cream from my shop?" i said to the women but i knew it wasn't helping and she didn't even want ice cream.

"OF COURSE NOT! ME AN-" she stopped because i was walking behind her and taking her daughter's hand and giving her the ice cream. Her daughter looked really happy.

"hey how you doin?" i asked her daughter. But her mom took the ice cream and threw it on the ground. She put her daughter behind her again. She looked really pissed. 

"I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!" she screamed in my ear.

"No please don't call the cops!" i said quickly. That's the last thing i wanted right now. She took out her phone though and started to diall. SHIT! I CAN'T GO TO JAIL NOW! i need to babysit later  I took her phone and threw it. I didn't know what else to do anyways. "HEY!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!! YOUR CRAZY!!!" she screamed in my face. I ignored her and got another ice cream out and gave it to her daughter. I was gonna do anything to see her eat it. "hurry up and eat it before your mother gets mad." i whispered in her ear. Her mother pulled on my apron and then she slapped me. "GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!" she screamed with her eyes burning with fire. I rubbed my face which hurt like hell, but her daughter was already eating the ice cream. She looked glad too. Her mother gasped with shock. I decided to finally tell them.