Remus: I like it when my mouth is full.
Remus: Because like, when I swallow a very big amount goes down and it feels like I'm going to choke.
Remus: And I really like that feeling.
Deceit:
Deceit: Jesus CHRIST Remus!!!!
Remus: *bites chunk out of deodorant* What? It's the only valid way to eat deodorant! ;3
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Patton: Virgil I love you!!
Virgil: Ha! Gay!
Patton:...
Patton: Virgil weve been married for 5 years ._.
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Virgil: *mumbles to self* This bitch empty .-.
Virgil: *throwing himself into Patton's awaiting arms* Yeet
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Roman: Will you dance with me?
Virgil: Yeah when pigs fly.
Roman: *30 minutes later, strapping a jet pack on a pig and making it fly*
Roman: Hey Virgil look! Now we can dance! :p
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Patton: I'm thinking of a word... It starts with the letter D!
Roman: Dic-
Virgil: DEATH! IS IT DEATH?!
Logan: Decaying
Patton: IT WAS DOG. What was Roman Buddy Gonna say anyway?
Roman: Dic-
Virgil: Discomfort
Roman: Dictionary
Virgil: Oh thank God
Roman: But I was also thinking of dic-
Virgil: *tackles Roman*
Remus: *pops up behind Roman* DICK!!
Virgil: REMUS!!!!
Roman: *covering Patton's ears* TELL ME WHY YOU EXIST AGAIN???!!!!!!
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Thomas: I was thinking we could go to the bookstore since we don't have any plans for to-
Logan: *already out the door with his tie flapping in the wind behind him*
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Roman: *wearing Patton's glasses* How do I look?
Patton: *squinting his eyes* I have no idea!
(oof)
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Virgil to Deceit: What's your name again, I forgot...
Virgil to Deceit: It starts with a D, doesn't it? Is it, uh......
Virgil to Deceit:
Virgil to Deceit: Dumb Stupid Bitch?
Deceit: *offended hissing*
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Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes (゜∀゜)!!!
HumorRemus: I like it when my mouth is full. Because like, when I swallow a very big amount goes down and it feels like I'm going to choke. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So i guess this is whats happening in the Sanders sides Incorrect Quotes !!! just my own little funn...
