Once there was a joe. He was generally accepted to be a pretty cool guy. Everyone loved him he was even in a really cool band.
One day Joe met a Miakus. The Miakus said "hi joe i would like to give you a binkini. Joe politely declined.
Miakus however, was determined.
Day after day Miakus would continue to attempt to give joe the bikini. Never ever did this work.
One day joe finally gave in and agreed to try the bikini. He instantlu fell in love with it. He was so in love that a clone of him called "Bikini Joe" Was formed that was just joe but bikini.
Miakus was very pleased with this and decided that they were done with their work.
That, my friends is exactly thr story of how Bikini Joe came to be.
