Time Travel With The Jerk

chapter seven

"I will take the bed beside the window!"

"No, I will take it!"

"Guys, stop it. You can always decide on who will take this bed by playing rock-paper-scissor." Rose said looking kind of irritated.
After being confirmed that we had time travelled and came to the ancient times, I suggested that we should take some rest first and think about it later. I know it sounds stupid that we came to a whole unknown place or year or time or whatever you want to call it and I am talking about taking rest instead of freaking out. Well, so what the fuck can I do? I have freaked out enough for a day and I'm pretty tired. Everyone is! So here we are. In our so called 'room'. The inside of the room is bigger than my whole house. And when I say bigger, trust me, it means bigger than a giant. There were three beds and three closets. The closets were full of lavish gowns. Some were pretty comfortable. We changed our clothes into comfortable nightgowns. Mine was purple. Now me and Bessi are currently fighting for the window side bed.

"Hey, pussy! Let's play."

"Don't you dare call me that! I'm not a pussy you flatty ass!

" yeah, my ass is as flat as your chest."

"Uh- I actually said fat ass. You got a really ugly fatty ass."

"My ass is fat. I can lose my weight. But you got a dumb ass. How the heck will you fix that? Hmm?

"Ugghh! I'm having a headache after talking to you!"

"Seriously!? Do you think you have a head to have a headache? And don't say 'after talking to you'. We are not done_" I was gonna finish my line but we heard the sound of someone clearing their throat. We all looked at the door and there was Jackson with an amused face and Eric with an awkward smile.

"Hey, bebe! you are feisty. Aren't you? Want a dick to calm yourself?"

"Don't worry. I don't get turned on by looking at small dicks." I smirked.

Cockson frowned. "You never saw my dick. You also never saw me naked. But you know, If I ever get a chance to see you naked, I'll die happily." He finished with a smirk.

"And if I see you naked, I'll probably die laughing!" Eric and Rose snickered after hearing me. My smirk grew wider. Now I'm not feeling tired anymore! I don't know why the hell I'm insulating and picking a fight with everyone. Maybe I was too exhausted. But now I feel calm. You guys probably think that I'm a bitch! Heck! I really am a bitch. I need to do something about this 'anger' thing.

"Uh_ we actually came to have a discussion. But it's okay if you're tired. We'll talk tomorrow." Eric finished.

"No, no. It's okay. I really don't feel tired anymore. Come on in and have a sit." I said.
We all are sitting on the lavish carpets cause there are no couches.

"So, how did we get here? Anyone has any idea?" Eric asked.

"It was all Rose's fault! Because of her, we went to that creepy room and fell on a creepier hole!" Bessi yelled.

"It's not her fault. She was just trying to show me something. You shouldn't have to follow us and fall on that hole." I was getting angry again.

"But that hole wasn't there when we entered in that room. Then how did it come?"

"Ask this to your stupid friend who started laughing so that he couldn't even balance his body and held the wall where the hole was created!" I was panting.

"Jackson. You didn't have to laugh so hard cause Rose said that she might believe Mussa to be a wizard." Eric said looking kinda disappointed.

"I wasn't laughing because of that!" Jackson pointed out.

"Then what happened?"

Jackson looked like he was having a hard time holding his laughter. "This Bessi here farted and the noise was like a whistle."
What!!?? That pussy made a whistle with her dumbass?! We all bursted into laughing. Bessi's face was like a tomato.
After laughing for some time, we heard a knock on the door.

"I'm going." Rose opened the door and there was standing that butler from the morning named Russo.

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