HJONK! Don't expect much actual story it's just everyone's favorite goose Ytka (genderless, wiser and older) shitposting in parts of MHA and accompanying Izuku Midoriya on his journey. The canon will basically be the same but with more hjonk and mo...
Lunch. A release from all of school's stress. Lunch was especially important to a certain squad consisting of Bakugo, Kirishima, Kaminari and Sero. Unsurprisingly they were working on a Lego Death Star together, all looking extremely focused, even more than they did during the USJ incident.
Monoma: "WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!"
Monoma, the Class 1-B ****waffle slammed his hand down on the table, toppling the once proud Death Star. All occupants stood still, shadows falling over their eyes like Jojo characters. Monoma ignored the shiver up his back and continued his monologue.
Monologue: "I was sent by Mr. King to-"
In tandem all four boys stood up. Giving silent glances to each other, they started the best combo they would ever come up with.
Kirishima threw Sero into the air while rushing Monoma, Sero wrapped Monoma in tape like a mummy and threw a strand to Kaminari. Kaminari electrified the tape and let Bakugo use him as a springboard launching the explosion user into the air. Monoma struggled but was stopped by Kirishima holding his arms behind his back while angling the copy user face to face with a pissed, dive bombing Bakugo.
Suddenly Aizawa burst through the door with his quirk active, stopping All of their quirks except Sero's, because it could only stop him from creating more. Unfortunately this also stopped Monoma's attempt to copy Kaminari's hardening quirk to protect himself. Kaminari rolled out of the way just in time to dodge Bakugo RKOing the stunned Monoma.
Aizawa: "What the fuck just happened? I'm impressed but why?"
Bakugo: "THAT LITTLE SHIT DESTROYED OUR LEGO DEATH STAR!"
Aizawa slowly turned and walked over to Monoma's unconscious body and-
*THUD*
Punted him in the head. He looked back at them with a deadpan expression and spoke.
Relateablezawa: "You five are coming with me."
Sero: "Yeah, that's fair."
Sero dragged Monoma's body behind Aizawa, the rest guarding the spoils of their victory.
Ashido: "...What the h-e double hockey sticks just happened?!"
Time Skip
The Bakusquad sat outside the principal's office on the benches conversing with one another. Bakugo and Sero were talking about Bakugo's complex while Kaminari was showing something to Kirishima on his phone.
Taep: "We really need to address your complex. I know you've gotten better then when you first arrived but it's still your main character trait."
Superior: "I don't have a complex, I just AM superior."
Kirishima: "Hey, you seen this?"
Kaminari: "Have I seen-?"
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