Error One-Shots

A Secret To Tell??

Stretch POV

I came home from a meeting early and wanted to hang out with blue today, So I'm heading over to Alphys house, blue goes over there everyday now and it gets pretty bonely by myself.
I laugh at my own pun as I knock on Alphas' door. She opens the door with a surprised look on her face "What's wrong? You look like you just saw a spooky scary skeleton hehehe" Alphys expression changed to annoyed "sigh* Why are you here, lazybones?" I chuckled "I'm here to watch you and blue train" Alphys laughs "Huhuhu Your jokes are getting worse and worse buddy! But seriously. . .What do you want?"
'Is she serious? Or is this some lame version of payback for my pranks?'
"Come on, I wanna see blue" Alphys looked concerned "Paps he's not here, he hasn't come to any training practices this week" I pause ". . .w-what? He tells me he comes here everyday" alphys shrugs "Well he doesn't, I don't know what to tell ya"

I walk home. 'Why would blue lie? Why would he lie to me?'
Ring! Ring! I pick up my phone and answer it "hello?" It was blue "Hey paps! I'm home from practice! Where are you?" Change of plans "I'm still in my meeting, I'll be home in a little bit" blue sounds happier "Oh! Okay, love you bro bye!" *Click* I grab the device sci made to travel through universes and open a portal to ink.

《Timeskip brought to you by lazyme》

"So blue has been skipping his training AND protecting the multiverse? Wow..." Ink says while leaning in his chair. "Wait he hasn't been here either? What could he possibly be doing?" I light a cig and pop it into my teeth. "hmm the destroyer hasn't been destroying for months could be connected. . .well maybe we could find out, we could send a spy on blue" I- "Wait that's not a bad idea, okay let's find out what's wrong with blue" ink hops up "okay! But if it just turns out to be a secret birthday present then this is on you" I nod "And we will broadcast this throughout the multiverse!!" Ink's eyelights were starry and sparkly "the whole multiverse!? Why?" Ink's eyelights turn red "So everyone can see your failure if it goes wrong!" He goes back to normal "And if it's something big then everyone would know!!"

《The Next Day》

Outer POV

Ugh why did they have to send me of all sanses? I can only turn into a cat-. . .oh right. But this headset go-pro camera is uncomfortable.
Blue ties his bandana and rushes downstairs "Bye paps, I'm gonna be just training again!!" Papyrus waves, after blue goes out the door he sets me on the floor "don't lose him, go" I nod and run out the door, following blue into a portal.

《No POV》

They end up at a market, blue grabs flowers and pays for them.
Ink has a question mark in his eyesocket "Oh i see it's for his lady friend or guy friend hehe"
paps is unsure
'there has to be more to this, he could've just told me about his girlfriend or boyfriend, I won't judge him'
Blue goes through another portal ending up in a large green field.
Blue skips all the way to a blanket that was candle lit and had tacos for three. Blue sat down and placed the flowers into the vase of water. Outer sat quietly next to blue hidden in the grass. Tiny hands covered blues eyesockets "guess who~" Blue turned their soul blue and pulled them into his lap "well now I know it's elys! Mweh heh" the little grey skeleton giggles "papa that's cheating!! Heehee"
. . .*the whole multiverse* "NONI!?"
Stretch almost fainted "I'm a uncle!? blue has a kid!? With who!?"
Blue tickles the little bean "papa stop it heheheh" blue stops and sits elys up "So how old is my little burrito?" Elys looks at her fingers and hold up three "I'm 3 today!" Blue cheers "good job, elly" elys turns herself blue and flys "I learned this at school today, papa! mama had to pull me out of the tree!" Blue smiled "okay come down now!"
Stretch couldn't believe his sockets, he had a niece a cute niece at that and never even knew she existed. . .she doesn't even know he exists. He doesn't even know who blue married.
'who's my sister-in-law?'

"papa! I know what I want for my birthday!" Blue sipped his tea "Really? And what's that?" Elys flew down "I want a baby sister!!" Blue choked. A hand patted his back "that's probably not gonna happen but we'll see" Error sat next to blue and placed the birthday cake next to the tacos "Mama! Can we eat cake yet!?"
(yeah error is a female)
"Sure but were supposed to sing first,"

*the whole multiverse* "NONI!?"

Ink flipped out of his chair.
Stretch clutches his chest *soul attack*
*Outer holding the camera* 'Omg!!! What!?'
"-Happy birthday dear Alys happy birthday to you!!" Elys blows out the candles "Yaay what did you wish for, elly?" Error says while recording. Elys folds her arms "It won't come true if I tell you" blue laughs. Error squints her eyesockets "we've been doing this for two years and they've come true before" Elys plays in her cake "fine, I wished to meet a human" error turned the camera off.
A tear ran down stretch's cheek "that was what blue wished for too" ink put his hand on stretch's shoulder.
Error sits elys in her lap "Humans are dangerous evil jerks who-" blue grabs elys "I thought you were gonna sugar coat it!" Error shrugs "sigh* sweetie humans can be unpredictable and dangerous, so maybe ask for something more realistic when it comes to your mom" elys nods "I want a baby sister!" Error sighs "okay we will see what we can do, here eat some cake" error grabs a cake peice and shoves it in elys face "Hey!! Pfft pfft" elys grabs a handful of cake and shoves it in blues face "Hey!! I didn't even do anything!" He throws some in error's face "oops!. . .hunny?" Error grabs multiple peices of cake with her strings "Its Momster time!" Blue and elys runs away "was that a pun!?" Error laughs evily "Yes!!" They run around the grassy field.
A portal opens up and Stretch steps out. Error crashes into blue and elys crashes into error "oof! What's the big ide-. . .oh" blue backs error and elys up "b-brother?" Stretch looks up at him "Hello blue. . ."

《To Be Continued》

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