Error One-Shots

random stuff??

Nightmare and his gang were fighting the star sanses with classic and fell. Classic dodged knives, he tripped a little but Fell caught him. "Thanks bud" fell pushes him up "Get up! And be more careful" classic laughed a little, he looks up ahead and the destroyer was slouching on a tree "is that the destroyer? Why isn't he fighting?" Fell shoots his gasterblaster and backs up "I don't funking know, he's probably weak and doesn't want to fight. . .Imma fight him" classic grabs fell's arm "Not a good idea, buddy" fell jerked his arm away "I'm not chicken like the rest of You. . .HEY DESTROYER!!" Everyone fighting paused and watched, error turned his head to fell. Fell got nervous real quick "Y-YOU SCARED OR SOMETHING!? W-WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT!?" Nightmare's gang blocked fell from error "He's having a bad day so back. off." Fell laughed "You need your boy band to protect You!?" Nightmare sharpened his tentacles, error teleported over "No.. . Let him speak. So you wanna fight me?" Fell put his hands in his pocket "You don't scare me. . .I could kick your ass backwards" error laughed "I could kill you right now if I wanted to. . .fine let's fight" Fell laughed "Okay! 5mins" Fell walked back over to classic. classic slapped him with his slipper "are you insane!? You just asked the destroyer to kill you!" Fell nudged classic "I'll be fine, he's the one who needs to worry" they look over at error, he took his jacket off and handed it to cross "don't get it dirty" dust placed his hand on error's shoulder "You don't have to do this, you've already been through so much today" error shook his head "He's getting what he wants"
Fell sweats "Maybe this was a dumb idea" classic slaps him with the slipper again "No duh. . .well it was nice knowing ya, tibia honest I will miss your bad puns" fell chuckled nervously "your one to talk"
Fell walked forward and got into his fighting stance, so did error.
Ink walked over to classic "What's happening?" Classic sighed "Fells gonna be dust soon, he challenged error to a duel" ink nods. Nightmare raises his hand "Let this unecessary duel begin!" He throws his hand down.
Error stands there, fell blinks and the destroyer is gone, he looks up. Error shoots down with bones. Fell created bones to block them. Error hopped on top of his gasterblaster, he fires. Fell dodges the blast last minute. Fell creates bones and shoots them up, breaking error's gasterblaster, error lands on his feet. Fell makes a blue bone cage around error, he walks up to the cage "huff* huff* your trapped, I won" error moved his hand through the blue bones, they disappear *-14 damage* Error ignores the pain, he shoots a bone through fell's arm "Gah! Fuck!" Error grabs the bone "Don't you know it gets harder every round?" Error rips the bone out "Argh!" Fell tries to catch his breath, buut error whacks him in the face with the bone. Classic jolts "F-fell!?" Nightmare counts to 3, fell didn't get up "welp error won this round, but whoever wins the next round. . .is the winner, you get a 5min break" dream teleports fell over to them "You alright Fell?" He groaned. Blue ran over and healed him. Classic pours water on fell's head "You okay bud?" Fell spits a tooth out "He's a close and far range fighter. . .I need to sneak attack him, get em when he's not paying attention" classic chuckled "okay then, did you get all of that before he whacked you of after heheh" fell punched him "Shut up!" Classic continues to laugh "heheh save that punch for the destroyer" suddenly dust grabs fell and teleports him over to nightmare "Listen here ya little shit, You better not hurt error to bad or I will personally rip your spine out and shove it up your boney ass. . .do I make myself clear" Fell nodded "s-sure boss- I mean nightmare" they push him back over to ink "What happened? Did they hurt you?" Fell pushed ink aside "It doesn't matter"
Error came back with a soda, nightmare walked over "You okay? What happened this morning was serious, you lost something dear to your soul. . .if you dont wanna fight you don't have to" error put his drink down "I'll be fine, it's the last round anyways"
Fell stood in position, error walked over to his spot "You ready to die?" Fell nodded "yea- wait die!?" Nightmare yelled "begin!!" Error teleports behind fell and kicks him. Fell summons bones and stabs error in the arm "Ha! How does it feel" error pulls it out and throws it "I learned to ignore pain years ago" error zooms forward and punches fell in the nonexistent gut. Fell grabs errors arm and swings him onto the ground, he shoots gasterblasts onto error. Error teleported behind fell, he kicks fell into his own blasts "Why you little!" Fell was catching his breath, error was waiting for fell. . . he was done waiting.
Error wraps fell in his strings, he pulls him over and rips his soul out "gah!" Classic steps forward "Dont kill him! He doesnt deserve to die!! He may be stupid and judmental but please dont dust him!" Error dropped fell, a tear ran down his cheek and he fell to his knees "hic* sniff* NOOO ASGORO!! HUUUH!! WHY!? HE DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE!! WHY DIDNT THEY JUST KILL SANS AGAIN!?!?" The gang ran over to error "Its alright error, he's gonna be fine, senorita frisk will reset"
Ink thought for a second "wait. . .are they talking about UnderNovela? Does error watch them like a tv show?" Classic helped fell up "Uhh he's crying over the death of UnderNovela Asgore" fell chuckled "wait is that why he wasn't in a good mood?" The star sanses stood there dumbfounded
horror picked up the crying glitch "Its okay, we could take you to meet him personally" Error nodded "sure.." nightmare looked back at fell "your dead" the bad sanses walked through the portal and left.

-Beep-

Error was fighting ink again "Its over error. I have the high ground" error laughed "You underestimate my power!!" Ink pulled broomie off his back "don't try it" error charged forward but ink hit him back. Error groaned.
Ink sipped the red vial "You were the chosen one! You were sent to defeat the bad sanses not join them! Bring balance to the multiverse not leave it in Darkness!!" Error groaned, he looked up at ink "I hate you!!" Ink puts red paint on broomie "You were like a brother to me! I loved you!" Ink throws the red paint at error "Oh gawd- Ahhhhhh!!"

(XD I had to!)

-beep-

Nightmare- I love you, error

error- I'm sorry nightmare, I'm in love with Jesus he died on the cross for my sins

Nightmare- the cross?

Cross- *laying in bed*

Nightmare- *busts the door down* Who the fuck is jesus!? And why didn't you tell me you killed him!?

Cross- ???????

-beep-

Ink was drawing, until error busts into his room "Ink!!"
He turns to error "What's up?" Error holds out his phone "What is hentai?" Ink snatches the phone "Gah! Nothing!! It's a uh nothing" error shrugs. "Why do you want to know?" Error places his hands in his pocket "I was doing some 'ask error sans' requests and they told me to ask you what hentai was" ink throws the phone in the sink gutter and grinds the phone into peices "don't worry error, I'll get you a new one" error shakes his head "it's fine my phone is at nightmare's mansion" ink empties the gutter and throws the phone pieces in the trash "Oh who's phone was that then?" Error bites his chocolate bar "yours" ink smiles "oh that's nice. . .What!?"

-beep-

Ink, dream, blue, nightmare, lust, outer, and the gang sat in a circle.
"so who's gonna be error's valentine?" Nightmare finnaly said something after like 30mins of just staring at each other.
Everyone raised their hand. Ink then spoke "well we all can't be his Valentine. . .how are we supposed to decide?" Blue and horror jumped up "we fight to the death!!"

《Outside》

Error watched from afar as everyone else was fighting, he has no idea why or how it started and doesn't care nor want to know.
After hours of fighting ink came out victorious, with a couple of broken bones but victorious. He looked over to where error was but error had left hours ago. Ink finds error in outertale "hey error" error gazed over at him but ignored him. Ink sat next to him "So wanna be my Valentine?" Error shook his head "No" ink hopped up "Yes! You will get so many gif- wait. . . NO!? Why not?" Error sighed "I already have a Valentine" ink cried "when did this happen!?"
"Weeks ago, I was shocked on how early he was too" ink hugged error's arm "Who is he?" Error pushed him off "None of your business" error got up and portaled away. Ink went to nightmare for help
"nightmare!! Help!" Nightmare groaned "What, Inkface what!?" Ink jumped into his lap "Ruru already has a Valentine!!" Nightmare perked up "really? Who?" Ink shrugged "he didn't want to tell me!!!" Nightmare shoves ink off his lap and stands up "Well let's go find out!" Blue suddenly comes out of nowhere "I wanna come too!!" Lust and dream come out nowhere too "Yeah let us come!!" Nightmare groans again "Fine let's go". . .

《To be continued》

I'll post the rest tomorrow
I'm tired
And I'm just using this to fill up for tomorrow and the next day
I'm working on many projects and writing many stories
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