~The vampire diaries~

~That love triangle~

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"What the hell, why is there a cow in my room dressed in a tutu" Stefan yelled walking into the living room and pouring himself bourbon at 9:00am like seriously who does that.

I laughed as I knew what he was talking about.

He looked at me with a "are you serious look"

"Good-morning Stefan did you have a good sleep" i asked still laughing I just couldn't hold it any longer, it's just to funny.

"Why is there a smelly cow in my room izzy"

"Hey hey don't talk about her that way Stefan she's a very nice lady, wait I mean cow"

Silence fell in the room and I started to laugh even harder.

Then he started to get really angry when he saw that I found it funny.

Damon and Elena walks in the room happily Hand in hand.
"What's all this noise about" Elena said

Haha I just love messing with him.

"Izzy put a cow wearing a tutu in my room"

"Why?" Damon looked at me weirdly.

I had to do this, I just had to

"Cause Damon that's stefan's new girlfriend duh"

"My what?"

Damon starts laughing, Elena was trying to hold but she laughed anyways.

See I told you this was funny.

Stefan's launched towards me with his veins popping out and I quickly got up and vamp sped across the room (a/n I'm a vampire btw)

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I can't breath I think I'm gonna cry" Damon said.

"Whatever I'm gonna go eat"
He walks towards the door but he comes back in.

where still laughing hard.

"Izzy I want that Cow gone by the time I'm back if it's not I will tie you up and force feed to you"

We stopped laughing then I said.

"Eww that's just sick" I said acting like I've never killed anyone before.

"why don't you just take her with you, you know you can get some alone time" I wiggled my eyebrows at him and winked.

Both of them started laughing then he glared at me, I had to admit I got a little scared.

Just a little.

He walked out without saying a word.

"Wait, don't forget your girlfriend" I said after he shut the door.

"Hahaha guess what" I said to Damon.

"What?"
"I didn't buy that tutu, I found it at the back of his closet"

Damon gasped "no way"

"Yes way" I said

"Oh my god you have got to be kidding me" Elena said laughing.

Damon gasped again.
"Ohhh I remember now he use to take ballet classes"

"Mooooooooooo"
Next thing we heard a loud bang coming down from the stairs.

We all got up to see that the cow had fallen down the stairs landing on it's stomach.

Silence fell for a minute then we all started laughing

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