𝗵𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘁; ❝ it's the twenty-first century, you ass.❞
in which xander reeds sends
dick grayson a text thinking
the other wayne child was its
receiver
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Nɪɢʜᴛᴡɪɴɢ x OC!ᴍᴀʟᴇ
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25th of march ( 9:09 pm )
unknown number: so how'd it gooooo
DICK-head pretty sure jason hates me
unknown number: oh no you poor thing must be hard unknown number: we've all been there he had it coming though
DICK-head he asked me which one of his conquests was this one from
unknown number CONQUEST who the fuck does that jerkweed think he is
DICK-head jerkweed ha that's a new one mind if i use it?
unknown number soz it's copyrighted xo
DICK-head well gosh darn tooton that's a shame
unknown number mmm yes how terribly tragic
DICK-head what is your name by the way?
unknown number ohhhh mr dick wants to know who i am how so very privileged i feel
DICK-head oh yes, it most certainly is the highest of highs for me to know your name DICK-head thus, i think you should tell me
unknown number "thus" when he gets all articulate on you 😍😫💦😫
DICK-head oh jeez seriously tho i need something to nickname you instead of having an incredibly bland "unknown number" pop up every time you text
unknown number that is a very fair point if it is a nickname you are after, then use this one unknown number "noodlebox"
DICK-head that's... parculiar why noodle box
unknown number honestly idk got called it in middle school unknown number some sophomore said my hair reminded him of ramen noodles and then started calling me noodlebox for the of my schooling kinda got the whole school to say it too
DICK-head that's awful why would you want me to call you that if it was a name some bully made for you
unknown number nah it's totally okay i got used to it in fact i own that shit now words only have power if you let them
DICK-head that's very true also very wise alright noodlebox it is
(DICK-head set unknown number's nickname to noodlebox)
noodlebox wow look at us already giving each other nicknames oh how our relationship has flourished
DICK-head i wouldn't call mine a nickname kind of an insult ngl
noodlebox you'll survive i show my love by gentle bullying and besides, i think it's kinda cute
DICK-head hmmm id say otherwise
noodlebox when
DICK-head when what?
noodlebox when did i ask for your opinion 🤪🤪
DICK-head okay ouch i was hoping that trend died apparently i was wrong DICK-head my little brother used it all the time and honestly, by the third time, pretty sure jason was ready to throw him out of a window
noodlebox woah what you have another brother other than Jason?
DICK-head well yeah i have a few actually jason tim and damian DICK-head tims the smartest in the family and the one most addicted to his phone he's the one that started it and damian took it to the next level every sentence out of his mouth was wHeN DICK-head it was funny until it wasn't
