In the beginning, there was a slice of PORK. This PORK blew up and created the heavens, planets, stars, and most importantly, THE PIGGY-VERSE. The first two piggies, Evil Piggy Death Daddy and Evil Piggy Massacre Mommy, made millions of Piggilets including their fattest pigs, Evil Piggy Martty, Evil Piggy Bob, and Evil Piggy Beeronn.
Batriko (B): IIIIIIII be Batriko, da highlighter master!
Capliko(C): IIIIIIII be pretty, I mean Capliko!
Us (U): We thought Pigs would fly WHEN PIGS FLY.
C: Well we were wrong.
B: Incredibly wrong!!!!!!!!!!
C: I Rip through Times Square with my bike, the wind against my face. Got to deliver the greatest news ever to Batriko! I need to be discreet when I inform Batriko.
B: I live in an apartment with a bunch of highlighters! When Capliko bursts through my door and shouts as loud as he can, "THE PIGGIES ARE CUMIN!!"
U: BOOOOM, I stare outside, a disc the size of Rhode Island hits the Chrysler building, everything explodes in a purple cloud of dust. A purple radius expands on the ground further around the pile as pedestrians try to run but fall to the ground, turning into MEAT when they touch the purple turning ground. A pink farm animal comes out of the rubble and shoots purple gamma beams.
U: Piggies flood the buildings, screams are cast as Shliko and Fierciko fall to the ground in a PORKY decay as the pale purplish pig eats their corpses, we're next. I grab my binoculars and stare out the window. MOOOOOO. I see a big Moo-Peopler at the edge of town keeping us in with the Pigs.
B: Oh noes! Fierciko and Shliko are PIGGY FOOD aka PORK!
C: And now they're in a piggy's TUMMY!!'
U: We take the banner which has turned purple, we jump out the window, climb to the top of the Empire Oink Building. All of a sudden a Moo-Peopler comes down from the sky to us and speaks, "I am trying to isolate New PORK City and keep the Piggies in so they don't spread and purplify the entire world!" Cowie, the lead Moo-Peopler, boomed. The tower was turning purple.
B: "Evil Piggy Beronn is climbing the tower!"
C: "Evil Piggy Martty is chanting down in the streets, and has this poster that says 'Evil Piggy / Animal Rights are deserved' !"
U: Lasers shoot all around us, turning purple. We are now close to the edge, this is it.
WE JUMP OFF!
AND LAND ON A PIG!
THEY GATHER AROUND US!
C: Ice cream. "We'll give you animal rights and everything you deserve!"
B: I hand Evil Piggy Bob a lollipop.
Massacre Mommy: Really?
Death Daddy: We'll still eat you
B: We're toast!
C: Nope, we're PORK!
U: A hole in our chest appears, laser pointed all around us. e fall to the ground feeling porky. Synchronized, we scream, "NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET PIGGY-ALIEN RIGHTS!"
ALL PIGGIES: "NOOOO"
The two friends fell to a very porky death.
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