IMAGINE... you're at your house, home alone. You hear sounds coming from around your house. You get confused and go investigate. You go into your bathroom and see the members of One Direction having a creamy foursome.
"What's going on here?"
"BEKFAST!" they all yell. They form a human centipede and crawl on the walls before crawling out the window. You pass out in shock and wake up to the four boys sitting around you. They stare deep into your eyes and start talking at the same time. It's some sort of Latin. but sounded kinda demonic. They take turns biting each other's nips ad then pooping their pants in the corner. They grab their shit and put it in your mouth. You start choking. They scoop it out and you get scared.
"What are you doing?!?" you ask, out of breath.
"We do it, uhm. Yeah!" they say in unison. They take out a peacock and do the ChaCha slide, at the end they run at you and kill you to death.
-THE END-
