Your boyfriend, Harry Styles, and you are talking. He suddenly makes direct eye contact with you and makes a fart noise, it wasn't his mouth, or his asshole.... HE JUST GAVE BIRTH!!1!!1!!112
He takes the baby, takes a few good looks at it then shouts: "ROIT WUTS ALL DIS THEN? THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!!"
Harry then grabs the fussing baby, and he kills you to death with it. He feeds your body to the baby for nutrition.
-THE END-
