Chapter 11: South of the Border

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(A/N: I had this very stupid idea lol. Oh yeah, pretend Keith has green eyes for this chapter. You'll understand why soon.)

(Me isn't gonna do a preview from th least chapter sorry)
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Narrator: Keith and Lance wake up at the same time. They get ready and for some reason, they both think of the same thing. They tell Pidge about it and she agrees to do it. So, there they were sitting in a room with a desk, lamp, microphone, and a camera...recording a video..for MeTube. Yes, it's a little hard to comprehend this, but one of Keith's and Lance's favorite thing to do is make videos for their 1000 followers.
(Sad that they only have that many tbh)
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Keith: Okay, so, I asked a little earlier to see if it was okay, and they said since it's a cover it should be fine.

Lance: Great! So, Pidge agreed to be Cardi B.

Pidge: I really thought you guys would be shocked that i can rap..

Keith: Well, it kinda suited you, so..we weren't surprised at all.

Lance: Yeah...

Keith: Heh...anyways, we need to start recording.

Pidge: Yeah, okay. *Presses the record button* Its gonna start recording in 3....2...1.

Keith & Lance: Hey guys, gals, and non-genderspecific pals!

Keith: I'm Keith!

Lance: I'm Lance!

Keith & Lance: And welcome back to our MeTube channel!

Lance: As you can see, we have a special guest!

Pidge: *Waves to the camera* Hi I'm Pidge! *smiles*

Keith: So, if you looked at the title of this video, you probably only want to hear us sing this song.

Lance: And we will! Transition!

*Keith, Lance, and Pidge fist bump, but dont break apart*

Hunk: *turns off the camera*
(A/N: Yes he was here the whole time!)

Pidge: *Setting everything up* Okay, now we can sing.

Hunk: Ready in 3...

*Keith, Lance, and Pidge go in their transition spot and put their hands in a fist bump position*

Hunk: 2...1!

*Keith, Lance, and Pidge break away their fist bump*

Keith: Okay, so, the song we're singing is,"South of the Border."

Lance: Hence the title...

Pidge: Yeah.

Keith: *Rolls eyes* Let's get to it.

Lance: *Starts the background music*

Keith: *Looks over at Lance and starts singing*
She got the, mm, brown eyes, caramel thighs, long hair, no wedding ring, hey~
I saw you lookin' from across the way and now I really wanna know your name~
She got the, mm, white dress, but when she's wearin' less man, you know that she drives me crazy~
The, mm, brown eyes, beautiful smile, you know I love watching you do your thing~

Lance: *smiles at Keith*

Keith: I love her hips, curves, lips say the words~
"Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami"~
I kiss her, this love is like a dream~
So join me in this bed that I'm in~
And push up on me and sweat, darling~
So I'm gonna put my time in~
I won't stop until the angels sing~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~

Lance: *Smiles and looks over at Keith*
He got that, mm, green eyes, givin' me signs that he really wants to know my name, hey~
I saw you lookin' from across the way and suddenly, I'm glad I came, ay!~
Ven para acá quiero bailar, toma mi mano~
Quiero sentir tu cuerpo en mi, estás temblando~
Mm, green eyes, takin' your time~
Now we know we'll never be the same~

Keith: *Blushing*

Lance: I love his lips 'cause he says the words~
"Te amo, mami, ah, te amo, mami"~
Don't wake up, this love is like a dream~

Keith & Lance: So join me in this bed that I'm in~
Push up on me and sweat, darling~
So I'm gonna put my time in (time in)~
I won't stop until the angels sing~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~
Flawless diamonds~
In a green field near Buenos Aires~
Until the sun's rising~
We won't stop until the angels sing~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~

Pidge: (Bardi, uh)
You never live 'til you risk your life (life)~
You wanna shine, you gotta get more ice (ice, ice)~
Am I your lover or I'm just your vice? (Woo!)~
A little crazy, but I'm just your type (okurr)~
You want the lips and the curves, need the whips and the furs~
And the diamonds I prefer, and my closet his and hers, ayy~
He want the lil' mamacita, margarita (margarita)~
I think that Ed got a lil' jungle fever, ayy (woo!)~
You are more than (you are more than) something borin' (somethin' borin')~
Legs up and tongue out, Michael Jordan, uh (uh)~
Go explorin' (woo, woo), somethin' foreign (skrrt, skrrt)~
Bust it open, rainforest, it be pourin', yeah~
Kiss me like you need me, rub me like a genie~
Pull up to my spot in Lamborghini~
'Cause you gotta see me, never leave me~
You got a girl that could finally do it all~
Drop a album, drop a baby, but I never drop the ball, uh~

All 3: Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~
Come south of the border, border (hey)~
Come south of the border with me~
Come south of the border, border~
Come south of the border with me~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~
Jump in that water, be free~
Come south of the border with me~

Hunk: *In total shock of how good they were*

Keith & Lance: Anyways, thanks for watching! See you in the next video!

All 3: Bye!

Hunk: *Stops recording* You guys did great!

Pidge: Eh..it was nothing. So Hunk, wanna here me rap, "Rap God"?

Hunk: Yeah!

(They leave the room)

Keith: *Waits for them to leave then turns to Lance* That was cute. You should sing with me more often. *smirks*

Lance: Yeah, you were pretty hot too. *wiggles eyebrows*

Keith: Still the flirty type I see. You haven't changed one bit.

Lance: But, you love it!~

Keith: Yes, yes I do.
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Over 1000 words baybeeeess!!! Lol
Sorry, i might be overreacting, but like...1000 words?! Lol

Hope you liked it, even if you had to pretend that Keith had green eyes...lol
It's ok though. It's only for this chapter. We can just say he put green contacts in for that video. Lol

Bye! :D
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