McGonagall: Do you think we should start requiring permission slips for Quidditch? I mean Potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year.
Dumbledore: Nah
McGonagall: Also maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? Remember when we sent Potter in there and You-Know-Who tried to kill him?
Dumbledore: Nah
McGonagall: Well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. Dueling club last year resulted in Potter getting outed as a parsletounge, and everyone thought he was the heir to Slytherin for most of the year.
Dumbledore: Nah
McGonagall: Alright, well, Potter want to go to Hogsmeade. The abusive muggle you saddled him with wouldn't sign the form.
Dumbledore: You want HIM TO GO TO HOGSMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM???? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS???? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA
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Harry Potter Headcannons
FantasyJust a bunch of Headcannons that I've collected. Most are from Reddit but some are from other stories on here. And maybe some Harry Potter crack here and there.
