"OHAYO GOZAIMASUUUUUU DIABOLO-CHAn" dio-chan yelled into diavolo-chan's ear!!!! "dio-chan what do u want its 3 in tge morning can you shut the fuck Up" the watermelon haired rat bitch replied. seriouly thouhg why does his hair look like a watermelon im cCrying.
"HWE HAVE TO GET READY EARLY YOU DUMB FUCK WE'rE GOING TO ANIME HIGHSCHOOL TODAY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT " "NO" "YES ^O^" "HHoW DID YOU EVEN SAY THAt" "OH MY GOD JUST GET OUT OF BED AND GET READY BEFORE I PEE ON YUO"
diavolo-chan actually died a little inside after hearing tthat because dio-chan has aids and catching dio-chan's aids from him pissing on him is his worst nightmare . "F-FINE U BANANA SHITSTAIN " diavolo-chan replied!!! he had no choice but to wake up early instead of sleeping until 6 pm like the rat bastard he was!!!! :3!
diavolo-chan crawled out of his rat lair and into the living room where hsi other kawaii desu roommates were!!!! the watermelon fuck shared an apartment with kars , dio , kira , pucci , and valentine-chan for literally no reason at all ?.?? all of thjm are annoying as shit to him but it's not like he liked any of them or anything like that though ! ahahahhahhhhahha !!!!!! diavolo-chan sat down at the table where all hhis dumbass roommates were eating ccinnamon toast crunch cereal out of shoes. (except kira-chan becasue hse. the only sane one)
"HWAT TJE FUC K WHY R YOU ALL EATING OUT OF SHOES" "GOOD MORNIN~~~~~~G DIAVOLO-CHAN~~☆" valentine-chan responded KAWAIILY "H-HOW IN THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GOOD MORNING WHEN IM HAVINg A MIDLIFE CRISIS RIGHT NOW"
"DIAVOLO-CHAN HEL P THERE'S NO CLEAN DISHES ANJ THEY KEEP EATIN G OUT OF THE FUCKINB SHOES" KIRA-CHAN CRIED "WASH THE DISHES FOR THEM THEN YOU DAVID BOWIE FUCK" "I DON't KNOW HOW BECAUSE I HAVE NO BRAINCELLS LEFT FROM SPENDING MY LIFE WITH THEM" "FINE I'LL DO IT OH MY GOD"
diavolo-chan quietly sobbed to himself while getting up from the table to clean the dishes for his dumbass roommates . he returned to the living room shortly after , threw the shoes filled wjth lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch off the table and replaced them with actually normal fuckinb dishes. these bitches have NO dignity!!!!!!!! :(
"DOJYAA~~~~~~~~N~☆ THANKSIES DIAVOLO-CHAN~~~!!! HOWEVER I NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU'D GET UP FROM YOUR RAT LAIR WHERE YOU LOOK AT SANSMAEDA HENTAi" valentine-chan said! "O-OH MY GOD S-STOP HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HWAT HENTAI IS BAKA" ":)" "STOP " ": )" "why. am i tthe only fuckinb one here who is not a complete crackhead. why r u all CRACKHEADS" kira-chan sobbed.
"guys ccan you. please be quiet :)" pucci-chan asked very nicely like the good boy he is "AAHHAHAH WHY THAT'S SUCH A HONOURLY THING TO CALL ME KIRA-CHAN AHHHAHAAHHAHAHAH" kars-chan fuckinh yelled , completely ignoring pucci-chan's desires. "GUYS OH MY God SHUT THE HECK UP!!!! DIO-CHAN'S!!!! TRYING TO SPEAK!!!!!!!"
everyone went quiet. pucci-chan must've REALLY snapped if he went for the h word :( :( "THA.NK YOU MY LOVELY DEAREST PUCCI-CHAN~~" dio-chan said meaningfully in response to his kawaii desu lover!!!!!! "awwh sweatyyy youre are so CUTE stopppPpPpp 🥴🥴" "UGH NO YUO STOP HUNTIE 😍😍😍🥴" they begin 2 make out ontop of tje table. the other villains watched thme in sadness. not because they r grossed out or anything but because they r depressed that theyre are single and horny and want too have a relationship this deep with someone . what an absolute powercouple we stan diopucci 🥴
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after half an hour of making out ontop of tge jojo villain table dio-chan finally got himself up. "OK YOU DUMB FUCKS WE HAFE TO GO TOO ANIME HIGHSCHOOL NOW WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT " DIO CHAN SCREAMED "why thouhg i was watching rupauls drag race on tv can. u shut tge fuck up" kira-chan replied sadly :(. to kira-chan being an office worker is cool he GUESSES but being a drag queen has actually always been his secret fantasy 😳😳
"OH MY GOd NO YOU CAN WATCH MORE RUPAUL AT ANIME HIGHSCHOOL SO HURRY TJE FUCK UP WE'RE GONNA BE LATE U HAND FUCKER" DIO-CHAN SCREAMED AGAIN!!! kira-chan hda given up. he no choice but to become an anime girl or else dio-chan woulj probably eat his ass and he DID NOT want too catch dio-chan's AIDS 🤬🤬🤬!!! "fuck it ....... we becomin anime girls todaye boys 😳😳" diavolo-chna had given in as well. the others agreed to become anime girls excitedly and started putting on their kawaii desu anime girl uniforms :) :)
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"DOJYAA~~~~~N~~ W-WHy DO YOU ALL LOOK SO CUTE AS ANIME SCHOOLGIRLS >//_//<" valentine-chan said kawaiily!!!!!!!! tgey all had finished putting their uniforms on, each matching their favorite color 😳 "S-SHut UP U BARBIE LOOKING F-FUCK !!! IM !! NOT CUTE!!!!!! 😭😭," diavolo's heart actually secretly melted after hearing that like the tsundere fuck hhe was " MMMm DAMN OK IF U SAY SO YUO WATERMELON BINCH 🥴" DIAVOLO SOBBED INSIDE EVEN MORE
"OK GUSYS SHUT TH FUCK UP WE'RE LEAVING FOR ANIME HGIIHSCHOOL RIGHT NWO" dio-chan broke one of the apartment windows with one of diavolo-chan's gucci watermelon crocs and jumped out of it like the ABSOLUTE CRACKHEAD he is . also hes dead now
everyone looked outside tge broken window and stared directly at dio's now dead body laying outside tthe apartment. the dumbasses started screaming and pucci wsa shriveled up on the floor crying about his beautiful bisexual immortal 120 year old vampire lord lover . "HWAT THE FUCK DIOS DEAD NOW HOW R WE GONNA GET TOO ANIME HIGHSCHOOL 🤬🤬" DIAVOLO SCREMAED "oh my .g od shut up u watermelon slut i know what too do dont worry 😡😡" kira chan got out hsi phone and called an uber to pick tgem up . "OK GSUYS I CALLED AN UBER NOW HURRY HTE FUC K UP AND RUN OUTSIDE TGE APARTMENT "
everyone ran outside hte apartment and waited for hte uber to come . " dont worry gsuys i know our uber and hhe's very cool :) :)" kira chan said ! :) "QH MY GOD HWAT THE FUCK IS THAT" DIAVOLO-CHAN SYARTED SCREAMING AND POINTED AT HTE ROAD
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UBER YOUR UBER HAS ARRIVED
valentine-chan started fuckinb hhyperventilating . "OH MY GO D PETER U CAME BAKC FOR ME AFTER ALL THSE YEARS" valentine-chna started crying tears of joy and ran up to peter and kissed his hand 😍 "guyse...... this is peter griffin from family guy and hes my ex husban 😍😍😍" valentine-chan said!!!!!!!!! "hi everyone itd me peter griffing from the popular american tv show family guy i will be youre uber today 🥴🥴" "HOP ON BITCHES WE RIDIN ON PETER GRIFFIN TODAYE 😍😍😍" KARS-cHAN SCREAMD
diavolo-chan picked up dio-chan's dead body off the ground and threw him ontop of pete,r grffin from family guys"s back and hopped on .
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"WE . R HERE BITCHEs 🤪🤪 " PETER GGRIFFIN PULLED UP AT ANIME HIGHSCHOOL LAND AND NAE NAED . SUDdenly dio-chan resurrected himself for literally no reason because fuck logic bitch im dumb " UWAAAAH~~~~ WE'R E ARE FINALLY ANIME GIRLS U GUSYS 🥰🥰🥰 " DIO-CHAN SAID AND NAE NAED BACK. EVeryone is having a stroke now ".WHAT THe FUCK WHY R U ALIVE AGAIN U BANANA FUCK!!!! 😡😡😡" DIAVOLO SOBBED " BECAUSE YES 🥴"
ok aanyways tgey go inside anime highschool land and become Certified Anime Schoolgirls so that's epic 😍
chapter two will come sometime . one day . hopefully 🥴
