My Twisted Fairytale (rewriting)

Late Night Adventure & Amnesia

"How'd you get my phone?"

To say I was suprised was an understatement.

The boy's husky voice that came through the phone froze my vocal cords and sent shivers down my spine.

"Hel-lo are you stupid or dumb?" He asked rudely.

I rolled my eyes. "Careful now,I'm the one holding your phone".

"Ooh,It's a girl! How exciting!" He actually freaking squealed. "Aren't you going to answer my question?"

"Look,MR-I'm-Too-Rude-To-Talk-To-Another-Human-Being-Politely, I was walking down the road after I dumped my boyfriend and pushed him into a duck pond and I tripped over your stupid phone.The End".

Woah. TMI Daniella.

"Soo Your'e single?"

I finally decided to get off the cold grass."Seriously?! That's all you heard?" 

"Noo, You pushed him into a duck pond" he snickered.

"Listen Jerkazo-"

"Which street did you find it?" he cut me off.

"Are you always this rude?" I frowned.

"Do you always not answer my questions?" He shot back.

I sighed running my hands through my hair. "Queens' Drive".

I heard him swearing under his breath.I quirked my eyebrow in interest. "Something Wrong?"

"Nah I had a lay over there last week and I probably dropped it when um, is it Sarah? Sasha? Susie? What's-her-face,kicked me out for commenting on her lack of a rack" I could hear him smirking.

"Ugh, seriously? I do NOT want to hear about your sex-life" I scowled.

He chuckled. "Aww,is baby jealous?"

"Ew gross no, and I'm not your baby" I snapped.

This boy was so infuriating.

"Sooo baby,what's your name?" he drawled.

"I'm not your baby!" I protested. Its been like ten seconds and I already want to shoot the guy.

Man, I am so violent..

Oh well... YOLO.

"Then what is your name?"

"Oooh smooth move jerkazoid, smooth" I deadpanned.

"Do you really not always answer my questions?" 

Should I tell him? He was a stranger after all... What if he was some old bald dude that went around dropping his phone for girls to find then calling it and luring them in with his smooth ass voice, then axing them to death with a blunt spatula??! 

I was overthinking this wayyy too much. "It's DJ" I half lied.

My real name was Amelia Daniella Jeanine Summers. (Long name right?) But people only knew me as Daniella Jeanine so they called me DJ.

"DJ Huh?" he mused. "What does it stand for?"

"Daniella Jeanine" I replied approaching my house.

"Daniella... That's a beautiful name" he answered. "Doesn't suit you" He chuckled.

"Ugh whatever hold on a bit" I scowled.

The mansion gates were already locked and I couldn't go through back the way I came.

Usually, Amy one of our maids, would help me out but she was ouut sick today.

I walked around a bit then an idea struck.

Hoisting myself up on the concrete wall of their fence, I plopped down in the fresh cut grass of their lawn.

At the mercy of their demon dog.

I gasped. He growled.

We had a five-second stare down then he starting barking furiously.

Oh well this is just freaking peachy.

Side note, I actually don't like peaches...

I noticed he was tied to his leesh and I hoped he wouldn't break free. Suddenly that one Ariana Grande song popped into my head. Seriously Daniella? Now was not the time. Just wow.

The dog broke the leesh and baralled forward straight toward me with impossible speed. Naturally, I screamed. And ran.

I barely scrambled over the fence and into my own yard, right before he ripped my flats off my feet.

"HEY! WHO'S BACK THERE?" A loud voice boomed. Uh uh.The guards.

"It's me!" stupid from inside the phone yelled. I forgot he was still there.

"Shut up!" I screeched at him.

"I SAID,WHO'S BACK THERE?" The voice came again.

"You'd better not say anything" I hissed at him as I ducked behind an overgrown rose bush.

He snickered clearly enjoying my suffering.

I wiggled around trying to avoid the thorns. 

I held my breath as the guard walked by my bush,stopping every few seconds. 

I wiggled a little more and heard a ripping sound. Shit.

The guard left and I crawled out. I heard snores.

"Umm mystery dude?" I whispered. He didn't answer.

Seriously? "Hey dumb *insert swear word* you still there?"

"Huh? What?... Yea I'm here" he yawned and it was kinda cute.Wait,what?

I rolled my eyes. "What happened anyway?" he questioned.

"I almost got mauled by a psycho dog,hunted by a crazy guard and got stuck in a thorny rose bush" I deadpanned.

Silence.

"Ahahahahaha!! you.. ahahaha what? he gasped between fits of incredulous laughter.

"You think this is funny huh?" I deadpanned.

"No.. Its freaking hilarious!!' Cue more laughter. I eye rolled.

Two minutes passed. "You done yet?"

"One second" he breathed out. "Yea. I'm done".

"Good. Now shut up" I shoved  the phone into my sweater pocket and grabbed the key from under the alcove. I turned the key in the lock,praying silently my parents were still asleep and didn't hear the commotion in the yard.

I creeped up the main hall stairs and up to the third floor. I barely got halfway do the hall to my room when...

"Daniella? Where were you? Its late" her cold, commanding voice froze my footsteps. Shit, Shit, Crap,Holy Christmas Cheese Nuts I'm Dead! My mom was standing on the stairs to the fourth floor.

"Oh uh.. Hi mom, I was uh just getting some hot chocolate because I couldn't sleep" I stuttered.

She narrowed her eyes. "Then why are your clothes all torn and your bum damp. Did you relieve yourself in your clothes?"

My eyes widened in horror. "No! I mean umm I went outside to get some air because the kitchen was hot and I went to get some air and I uh tripped over a garden gnome and fell into a wet rose bush". Man I was bad at this.

"Daniella the kitchen's air conditioned" Aw shoot. I forgot.

Well.

I tried.

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