My Twisted Fairytale (rewriting)

Valentines and Texts

New Chapter!

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"Happy Valentine Day!"

The most repeated thing I've heard all day and it was really starting to piss me off.

All I wanted to do was make it through the day without punching someone in the face for even wearing red, pink or white.

It was proving quite a difficult task.

The start of my tourtue was when I first got to school. Ripping open my locker without a care in the blue world, you'd think would be pretty normal.

Expect, it wasn't. In my case atleast.

As soon as the locker cracked open, pink, red and white confetti tumbled out on me.

My locker was filled with it.

Literally filled with it.

All about my hair, the tiny bits of confetti found ways to make themselves comfortable.

I was going to shoot the little fucker that thought up this shit idea.

I dug my hands into the confetti and sweeped it out of the locker and onto the floor.

The people around me shot curious glances at each other as I barely maintained my cool.

I tried to get the confetti out of my hair as best as I could before turning around.

Ripping the four roses that were taped to inside of my locker door, I slammed it shut.

Every single person in the hallway stopped moving and turned to look at me.

I saw Levi and Jess frowning at me. Or more specifically, frowning at my choice of clothes.

I was dressed from head to toe in the darkest of blacks I could find.

Fifty shades of black, bitches.

E.L. James ain't got nothing on this.

Fifty shades of Grey, my ass.

Right.

"I'm sure you all know what today is." I stated in a calm,even voice.

Some people actually looked scared or shocked.

Daniella Summers was never calm about anything.

Calm before the storm, good people.

A shy,mousy looking girl with neon green hair and yellow glasses rose her hand.

Ha.

Nuh uh, this isn't class baby girl.

I nodded at her.

"Valentine's Day?" She squeaked out.

I stared at me and felt a slight pang of guilt.

Nope, just heartburn.

Gotta lay off them fries.

Throwing back my head and laughing my ass off, I could see Levi's eyes widened.

Oh, she knows what's about to go down.

Wiping a fake tear, I looked down at my subjects.. Uh, schoolmates.

"Nope girly." I said cheerily.

Jesse's eyes widened.

She got the message too.

"Today's the day I hang the fucker by their fucking private parts, that thought it was cute to fill my locker with glitter and con- fucking- fetti!!" I wasn't exactly yelling.