Hannah and Morgan: *have spent the last hour eating skittles and are now going crazy*
Oliver: *on the phone with Derek* please help the girls are running all over the place
Derek: If I weren't in the hospital I'd come and hang out with you. I'm sorry you can't run with them
Oliver: it's not that. Both Hannah and Morgan are on a major sugar high and I can't control them
Derek: I can't help you, but seriously send me pics
Oliver: YOU ARENT HELPING ME AT ALL. MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER ROOMMATE ARE GOING CRAZY AND YOU WANT PICS?
Derek: IM IN THE HOSPITAL I HAD MY APPENDIX REMOVED IM SORRY I CANT HELP YOU
Oliver: I'm sending you the pics now
Derek: I see them. Now I'm trying to hold back my laughter. What did they eat?
Oliver: skittles
Derek: just let them run it out. They'll crash eventually.
*an hour later*
Oliver *calling Derek again*: You were right. Hannah fell asleep on my shoulder.
Derek: Don't you dare move. Let her sleep.
Oliver: I wanna steal her skittles while she's asleep so she doesn't do this again
Derek: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING. DO. NOT. TAKE. A. WOMANS. CANDY.
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