COMPLETE AND UTTER BLASPHEMY

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This is someone's else's one shot from quotev but I wanted to share it for you guys!

Percy: Hey

Annabeth: Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain!

Percy: What?

Annabeth: It's August 18th your birthday right?

Nico: I'm getting major de ja vou

Grover: I thought it was just me!

Clarisse: Does that mean we get to throw them in the lake again?

Percy: Can I get my cupcake before I get dumped in the lake?

Jason: About that I kinda make a mistake with the cupcake

Annabeth: Oh gods Jason what did you do?

Jason: Hey percy do you remember when we went around camp being bros?

Percy: What. Did. You. Do. To. My. Cupcake.

Jason: Well you see I was in the store and the line was big and I just started listing down the colours and when it was my turn in the line..

Jason: I kinda chose...... The red cupcake....

Nico: *gasp*

Annabeth:*gasp*

Piper:*gasp*

Grover:*gasp*

Reyna:*gasp*

The Olympian Council:*gasp*

Camp Half Blood Representatives:*gasp*

Norse Council:*gasp*

Egyptian Nome Representatives: *gasp*

Percy: ...

Percy: ...

Percy: JASON YOU ARE DEAD! RED CUPCAKES??!!! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!!!

Nico: Run grace

Jason: NICO YOU AREN'T GONNA SAVE ME?

Nico: One can just replace one's cupcake to red.

Jason: NOOOO PERCY HERE! HES- hhsjdhdusbdhsisvueihdvxbxvzncdusushiehdhsvshsb

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