Kamen Rider Zero one: Remnant Authorized

A shining warning

3rd person POV.

(Y/n) was walking with Isamu and Yua. He was taking them to his office, so the two of them could meet to force riser users.

Yua: Are you sure we can trust them?

(Y/n): I think they're cool, besides, you can't always just start off with not trusting someone.

Yua: They attacked us, I believe I have a right to be skeptical about them.

Isamu: It's fine Yua. If they betray us, we just beat them up.

Yua:(sigh) Of course that's your response...

(Y/n): Don't be grumpy Yua. How about I tell a joke?

Yua: Please don't...

Isamu: Go ahead.

Yua: Tch...

(Y/n): Why don't police use Golden Retrievers as bomb searching dogs?

Isamu: Why?

(Y/n): Because they'd just bring the bomb back and go "woof" "woof" "boom!".

Isamu:(chuckles)

Yua:...

(Y/n): We're here.

He opens the door to his office and the three enter to see Horobi, Jin, and Izu.

Horobi: You must be the two shot-riser users.

(Y/n): Yep! That's Isamu.

He points to Isamu.

(Y/n): And That's Yua.

He points to Yua.

Horobi: I'm Horobi. I believe you already met Jin.

Jin: That's me! Did you miss me? You missed me, didn't you? I missed you too!

Isamu: Hey.

Yua:...

(Y/n): Well... At least we're not fighting...

Jin: What now?

Horobi:(sigh) Perhaps you should apologize for the test we did?

Jin: Okay!

Jin walked up to Yua.

Jin: Sorry. Are we cool now flat cheetah?

Yua put both her hands on his shoulders and then kneed him in the crotch with all her force.

Jin:(grunts) ow...

He fell to the floor while holding his crotch.

Yua: We're "cool" as long as you don't refer to me as "flat" again.

Jin: Ow-kay...

Horobi:(sigh) This is why you should be polite to women...

(Y/n): That was mean Yua, but I guess we can now get down to business.

Isamu: What are you talking about?

(Y/n): We need to decide on a logo, so we can get matching hats!

Jin:(still in pain and on the ground) And costers...

(Y/n): And costers.

A few people faced palmed, Izu wasn't one of them.

(Play opening)