Creepy high

The talent show horrors

It was a quiet morning, I had gotten used to getting up early, but today I had been aloud to sleep in since principle slendy decided to give us today off. I was having a realy nice dream, the one about eating the jogger that ran by my old house~ gotta love fast food lol~ when the oh so lovely sounds of my roommates sharpening stone being scraped woke me up, if it isn't obvious I'm being sarcastic. "Jeff do you realy have to do that now"?
" well yeah, wouldn't want you to oversleep now would we." He say with his usual smug expression, sarcasm isn't as funny when it's against you. "Besides I have to make sure my new sharpening stone works since Somone bite a chunk out of the last one." " oh maybe it was because you were sharpening you knives at noon, how is anyone expected to get a good days sleep if your making all that noise." Our arguing was interrupted by the intercom turning on, it's screeching tone that had both me and smile dog wincing in pain. "Good evening students, it is I your beloved principle with a wonderful announcement, today I have decided that it would be fun to plan a talent show, so for those of you who participate, you shall recieve the next few days off from class to work on your performance, sign up is in the cafeteria." As stupid as the thought of it was, It was better then another boring class about anatomy and how it can benifit your kills. My thoughts were cut short as a very familiar and delicious smell caught my attention, the aroma of bacon, I may have been a small bit over excited, I don't remember opening the door as much as simply plowing through it.

Digitalia's pov

" do you think killing a zenogre while still a rank 4 is a talent, melody"?
Ofcourse she can't hear me, I swear that girl couldn't go five minutes without those headphones in, well I guess I'll just go to the cafeteria, I can think of a talent after signing up. Walking into the hall today was a mistake because not only was I nearly trampled by felyra, whome I had gotten used to, but then chomp come racing by and completely knocks the water fountain off the wall, he better be lucky I didn't get my ds wet or he would be gaur chow right now. At breakfast I set with my friends from the mansion, felyra, Ben,Jeff, Masky,hoodie,myth, and blizzaria, we were all used to hanging out so I figured I fit in with them better. "You know your food would probably taste a lot better if you put that game down long enough to see what you eating." Blizzaria says catching my attention, "huh, oh sorry, just got monster hunter 4, it's realy fun." But I save my game and put it away. " y'all act like I'm always playing my ds." Felyra chimes in, "oh not at all", and then decides to act like me grabbing the ds and wispering to it "my precious." Even I had to laugh at that one. "..................hey what do y'all think about the talent show"? A question I knew I'd regret. As felyra jumped up " I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!, first I'm gonna sing, ooh or maybe dance, ooh or be a magician." She clapped her hands and puff a dove appeared, wich would have been a cool trick, if chomp hadn't been setting across from her and made her dove disappear, if you know what I mean. " so myth what about you"?
" I think it's a waste of time."
" well what about you blizzaria, you could play your flute, or sing"? Blizzaria turned alittle red and myth spoke up " I doubt it, she gets nervous when she's on stage alone." And felyra suddenly popped up beside her " omg why don't we all go and perform together, I mean we did it before when the boys kinda crashed karreoke night." I know myth wanted to say no, but knowing felyra would bug her everyday till the show she just agreed with her.

Chomps pov

Walking over to the sign up table I noticed how long the list of names was, everyone must have decided they wanted the next few days off from classes, I wrote my name down, I was number 367th, I hope they arnt letting everyone through auditions, because if so this this show will take a week to watch.

Auditions that night were easy, I amazed the onlookers with creatures i pulled from a few of my favorite dimensions, and I'm glad to say that only a few students got mangled, atleast that means less competition. At first I was only doing this to get out of class but with how impressed people were I may actualy be able to win this.

Night of the talent show.

It has been an hour now, after seeing Jeff show off his knife throwing skills, Ben reenact his favorite fight scene from Zelda , and seeing an amazing indoor fireworks show by fyra, it was now my turn to go on. I already bit into another dimension and hoped through, once inside I opened a portal to the stage and appeared with a flash, wich got a small bit of cheers. So first I decided to show the judges my favorite trick, I bit a hole into a dimension close to ours and pulled through another me, slendy as he did with everyone clapped happily, I kicked my doppelgänger back through the portal~ my very own karate display lol~ and went on to my next few tricks, and after my turn was done I walked back to my seat and waited for my score, it was a 10 from Splendy who gave one to everyone, a 5 from slendy, and a 2 from trendy, he said my clothes were too tacky for anything higher~ no worries, I'll chew up his new shoes later~.

After me was laughing jack, who slaughtered some kid on stage and then made balloon animals out of intestines, wich as disturbing as that is, I thought was a waste of good food, but he creeps me out anyways. Next up was the siren sisters, who attempted to do stand up comedy, if there had been a cricket there, even it wouldn't have chirped for them, so after they got booted off the stage, thanks to a trapdoor, it was time for the girls to go on. The room went dark and the stage was lit up, and the scene when that curtain went up caught the guys by surprise. All four of them were wearing mini tank tops that showed a lot, felyra and blizzaria in miniskirts, myth and D in booty short, and all wearing shoes that looked deadly, and as all the guys try to get their jaws back up off the floor, and the girls boyfriends try not to drool, the girls sing and dance to a few songs, I think I recognized two of them by tata young and Katy perry. Trendy didn't even care about the music he already had a 10 held up, Splendy as always so far held up a 10 and slender have them a 9, a nearly perfect score, the last group had a hard act to follow.

After suffering through lost silver trying to dance~ he basicly just did the worm~ it was final the end of the show.
" everyone quiet down, we are glad to announce that the winners of the talent show, and a weekend trip to japan with slendy is,.......................... The awsome cute amazing totaly cool stylish fun nekko girls dynamite group extreme." ~ and this is what they get for letting felyra pick thier name the same day she accidentally found grinny's catnip stash~. The audience cheered as the girls took the stage once more to do a bow, and it's a good thing they won a trip to japan, because thier bfs are going to be chasing after them after tonight.