Hi, there! I'm Gaystripe, and I've been summoned here to teach you all about the wonderful world of gayness.
Ahem. Well, not JUST gayness, I suppose. Gayness and the rest of the amazing LGBT+ community, as well.
My fun lectures will not only inform...
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The skoliosexual flag.
The stage is silent and some cats are starting to grow restless, unable to sit still in one place for very long. After all, there was some kind of mass break and apparently Gaystripe couldn't come out for some time. Some cats are patient, but others... not so much.
The only thing that makes them excited is the fact there is a banner hanging in the middle of the stage, expressing its colors to everyone in the crowd. However, it is very dim because of technical technology issues because everyone experiences them the moment when it's least needed.
Random cat 1: Where's Gaystripe? I'm bored!!!
Random cat 2: I have gone to the bathroom at least 100 hundred times and he still hasn't come back.
Random cat 3: TMI, dude.
Random cat 2: But it's true!
Random cat 1: Wait, look! The lights are turning back on! Maybe that's our sign something's going to happen!
The audience holds their breath in awe as a stage light flickers on and off, and eventually, they realize the light is broken. However, there was probably an admin up in the curtains that decided to add some kind of fun and humor and cut the rope holding the light up.
Random cat 2: Wait a second... Is that an admin up there?
Random cat 3: Where?
Random kit 1: I can't find my mommy and daddy T_T
Random cat 1: Hold the tears. What's she even doing up there?
The admin continues to shuffle and fight the light, seeming to look for something. The cats say nothing except watch her as she continues to work. Eventually, they recognize a tail before the cat disappears into thin air, nowhere to be seen.
Random cat 2: Is this a magic show?
Random cat 1: I lost all of my money...
There is a loud bang and cats jump to see Gaystripe rush towards the stage in a uniform.
Gaystripe: I HAVE RETURNED---
Random kit 1: Umm... That light looks really dangerous---
Gaystripe: Now, please hold your applause until the en---
The stage light shakes and comes crashing down, nearly hitting Gaystripe. There is a loud scream from the tom, indicating he is still alive but terrified out of his mind. The audience, thinking this is a part of the show, begin to cheer and clap their paws together.
Gaystripe:Gah!!! Who is in charge of the lighting?!
The QW admin slips away.
Gaystripe:Ugh, nvm them.
Random kit 1: Did I just see slang appear over his head?
Gaystripe:*waves his tail to remove the letters* Moving on! Welcome back to another show! Today is all about skoliosexual!
