Hi, there! I'm Gaystripe, and I've been summoned here to teach you all about the wonderful world of gayness.
Ahem. Well, not JUST gayness, I suppose. Gayness and the rest of the amazing LGBT+ community, as well.
My fun lectures will not only inform...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
The gynesexual flag.
Quietly, the crowd chatters. A few cats get up to grab more popcorn, as there is a popular stand near the back that bustles with crowds every few hours when cats get hungry from sitting around. The lights dim and the audience settles into their seats.
A few cats argue over popcorn.
Random Cat 1: That's my bowl. You got it but like... you offered, so I mean-
Random Cat 2: You just said that I got it, so it's actually my-
Random Cat 3: Actually... *takes the bowl*
An intense whisper-shout fight ensues, yet it seems to be far away in comparison to the yelling that is going on backstage.
Gaystripe: GUYS COME ON THERE'S A FOOD FIGHT GOING ON NOW. WE GOTTA GET THIS SHOW STARTED SO NO MORE POPCORN IS WASTED!
Random Stagehand: Agreed, but-
Stagepaw: Well, then start. *pushes Gaystripe onto the stage*
The lights completely dim within an instant and the crowd goes silent as they turn to look at the stage with now-withdrawing curtains. Gaystripe is seated at the edge of the stage, looking very unhappy with where he is. He looks around.
Gaystripe: You know I don't start without my cat-hair gel.
A QW admin slips down from the sky, mumbles incoherently, and then slaps his skull before disappearing upward. A chorus of giggles can be heard, but Gaystripe just pouts before rising to his paws and then throwing both forelegs upward in a dramatic motion.
Gaystripe: ANYWAYS... Welcome back to another show! I'm sure you've been waiting forever for it, I know I haven't. *he coughs* HAVE. I know I have. Sorry, sometimes the cough medicine messes me up!
Audience Member: Cough medicine? *glances anxiously around to the crowd members near them* Wait a second, does that mean that he has-
Gaystripe: NO, I DON'T. IT'S JUST A COLD. I ALREADY WAS TESTED THREE TIMES, AND WE'VE GONE OVER THIS, MY ENTIRE STAFF HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME ABOUT IT. *he crosses his arms frustratedly before looking back behind him and snapping a finger-paw*
A bright screen shows up behind him.
Gaystripe: Today is about gynesexuality!
Random Cat 4: I don't know what that is.
Gaystripe: Well, it's a good thing you showed up then, huh?
Gaystripe then turns and stands at the front of the stage once more.
Gaystripe: You may know this term already, actually. There are a few- gynosexual is also used. And so is gynophilia. And so is gynephilia. And that someone would be a gynephiliac.
