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Anna was reunited with her parents.
Bucky clawed his way out of the wreckage of the building, joining the team as the new Captain America. (He repainted the shield and didn't go by the same name, for obvious reasons.)
Chris Hansen got his TV show back, after somehow tracking down Steve to his secret lake house and even being aware of him planning to go there.
The Avengers, excluding Hulk, were all rewarded with medals for their heroic murder.
Frank and Clint desecrated Steve's grave together, doing unspeakable things.
Mr Johnson was rewarded for trying to save Anna, though some were still suspicious about the whole "STOP TRYING TO DATE MY FIANCÉ" thing.
Most people ignored the fact that technically Steve hadn't made any sexual comments towards Anna at all.
Joann was never invited to any sleepovers ever again.
